monsterjoe

Beautiful + woman + geek + sushi + sacramento as a google search did not turn up the woman of my dreams.

P.S. I even substituted Planet Earth for Sacramento and still no luck.

A funny thing happend to me last Saturday (names changed to protect the guilty)...


I get home from Reserve duty at about 5 or 6pm and do my thing - strip and alternate between porn and videogames - when at about 10 or so I hear a lite knock at the door. Now, I have an uberly hot hot hot upstairs neighbor who doesn't think...
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I sit here in a cubical while the teaming mass of humanity drones along outside. When I am dead they will put me in a box in the ground and I will never laugh, or sing, or twitch again. The universe has spared us this moment. Won't you come and run with me while the sunshine lasts?

-Anonymous

I totalled my truck last Tuesday. It was raining and I was stopped at a stop light. The light turns green and I accelerate into a curve. I start to fishtail and I couldn't correct it. I spun out of control and ended up pointed the wrong way on a one way street slammed up a against a wall. I was on the light rail...
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Peter Jackson is now my Hero.

I just saw the new King Kong and it was everything the original was to me as a kid and more. It now goes over there













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with the original as one of my all-time favoritist movies ever. Go see it if you haven't already done so.

This has made me intensly happy:

Kermit the Frog
You scored 52% Organization, 58% abstract, and 67% extroverted!
This test measured 3 variables.
First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the...
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I deleted some of my MIA friends. *sniff*

I guess it doesn't make me look popular if all my peeps have expired accounts, but I was really keeping them around for my people collection.

So it's a new year...meh. Some one get excited for me please.

I wanna be....

I wanna be...

....The wise man on the mountain.

I want to be a genious.

I want to be strong like superman.

Right now all I am is tired. All I do is work. Most days I'm not all "woe is me" 'n shit. Most days I trudge through and just get it done. Through all the grey there's some shiney bits...
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Merry Christmas everyone! The best present I could get would be to have you all wraped and under my tree. Next Year? Work on it.

Updated to say that I am probably the longest running member of this site to not have a fucking picture up in my profile.