monsterjoe

I don't know what it is the universe is trying to pull on me, but I'm not falling for it. I am my own man. I've been through enough petty bullshit. I'm not a hater. I give free agency to all I love. Only that which comes back to me is truely mine.

forever and ever amen.

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11am

Not bad for a drunk post. Oy, went to a friend's house warming party last night and my head sure fucking hurts today. You know, no where in school did I get...Oh! yes I did.

Hangovers: Alcohol is a mild diuretic. That's why once you break the seal you have to pee every five minutes when you're drunk. Whenever you get dehydrated the volume of your cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) also gets low. This is the stuff that your brain floats in. Ususally your brain is nice and comfy surrounded by this liquid cushion in your skull, but when your tank gets low your brain kinda sinks. It is attached at the top to a membrain that surrounds it called the meningies so if you can imagine, right now, my brain is just sort of hanging by some strings to my meningies, and it just kinda sucks. Knowing all of that really doesn't make it hurt any less.

Drama: Boy likes girl. Other boy likes girl. Girl likes other boy. Other girl likes other boy. Everybody's too drunk to get laid.

Quite a shame really.