monsterjoe

OK, if my dreams were to be put in movie catagories they would almost always be sci-fi/horror/action.

It surprised me then this morning when I woke up after dreaming that I was

THE PRESIDENT OF A SORRORITY

That's right, all night long (what I remember of it anyway) I was surrounded by nubile young college women who invited me to parties, told me their deepest secrets and troubles, turned to me when their boyfriends upset them, and even let me lead them on a protest march.

I remember that last bit best. We were protesting something and we were holding signs and marching in the street and chanting our slogans when the ladies got out of hand and started looting a store near by. Try as I might I could not control them. That's when I woke up.

OK, I've gotten laid in a dream once or twice in my life and one of those times my lover and I drove a priest mad (long dream...I'll tell you some other time maybe)

Sadly, even with all those cute girls around me there was no sex in last nights dream.

So did I fuck up a wet dream?

Nah, it wasn't one of those. I just thougt it was cool, and I've been trippin' all day because my dreams can almost never be classified as comedy.