Yesterday at my cousin's wedding I was called "The Warmup Man." I was complaining to another cousin of mine that a lot of women I have dated have gone on to marry in their next relationship. He said, "oh so you're the warm-up guy huh?" That kinda stung a little bit. There've been more than a few relationships that I've ended thinking "this woman is great, this has got to be a mistake" and a few more where I've been dumped and thought, "I've made so many mistakes. I wish I would have done better."
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Maybe I should get out on the freeway and hold up a sign that says: WILL WORK FOR FRUIT LOOPS
And don't feel bad about being the warmup guy...you could be called THE PRACTICE DUMMY instead..that would suck...at least you know you can warm em up!
I'm unfortunately referred to as: THE LOSER MAGNET