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monsterjoe

Sacramento

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Saturday Apr 29, 2006

Apr 29, 2006
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OK, get this...

I'm at work last night and I reach over the unit secretary to get some paperwork and she grabs my arm and says, "what's that?" and starts sniffing me. This is not gross because she's pretty cute. Anyway, I give my arm a sniff to see what the fuck, and I don't smell anything. She says, "what kind of soap do you use?" I said, "I use this stuff called Axe." You know, just matter-of-fact like.

Now as most of you don't know, but have probably figured out, I live the life of a sheltered hermit. I don't own a TV and I don't listen to the radio. I get all my news from the internet and I'm always at work anyway. So, when I say this to miss secretary she laughs and says, "Ok, like that's not the biggest thing in soap right now." I had no idea what she was talking about, but apparently there are commercials about this stuff where women are flying over grocery isles and crowding around men in the subway to sniff them.

Yeah, I'm gonna buy some more of that stuff.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
diggity:
hehe. Thanks for the b-day wishes. I've been doing alright, if busier than any southern taurus should ever be.
May 10, 2006
priss:
mmmmm good smellin boys.
you have to keep listening to that podcast. it's wonderful
give episode 5 a chance at least
xx
May 16, 2006

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