22 days.
Again I am highly considering the shower idea. It must be a distant concept for some people. I have been here for almost two months and I have shower three times. I know... but you come over here and try to bath in ice water when it is 10 fucking degrees outside. Being stinky doesnt sound so bad. any more.
One day we will have showers but by the time that happens it wont be cold anymore. There is always next winter though.
I really need to get laid. I dont know why I torture myself on this web site.
I know this guy, he is a real dick... last deployment some General came around and he was asking us what we missed the most while we were deployed. Most guys said the usaul politically correct stuff, including myself because the guy standing in front of my had Stars on his chest. When the general asked him what he missed the most he looked him right in the eyes and said, "Pussy Sir, I miss Pussy." I died laughing. Priceless moment. Of course it was what we all missed the most, it is just that none of us had the balls to say it and I still wouldn't say that to a General thats just stupid.
So the moral of the story is... Fuck a Soldier. Its a new group, lets get it up and going.
Again I am highly considering the shower idea. It must be a distant concept for some people. I have been here for almost two months and I have shower three times. I know... but you come over here and try to bath in ice water when it is 10 fucking degrees outside. Being stinky doesnt sound so bad. any more.
One day we will have showers but by the time that happens it wont be cold anymore. There is always next winter though.
I really need to get laid. I dont know why I torture myself on this web site.
I know this guy, he is a real dick... last deployment some General came around and he was asking us what we missed the most while we were deployed. Most guys said the usaul politically correct stuff, including myself because the guy standing in front of my had Stars on his chest. When the general asked him what he missed the most he looked him right in the eyes and said, "Pussy Sir, I miss Pussy." I died laughing. Priceless moment. Of course it was what we all missed the most, it is just that none of us had the balls to say it and I still wouldn't say that to a General thats just stupid.
So the moral of the story is... Fuck a Soldier. Its a new group, lets get it up and going.