monsieurflamingo

Well..

I don't want to beat around the bush.

She played me.

Its funny.

For the third time in a row like this, I've noticed something, when the person in the relationships starts acting like you are being paranoid with simple conversational beginners like "so what did you do today?" It usually means that they are involved or becoming involved with someone else or thinking...
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Flamingo Chili
by Monsiuer Flamingo

Two cans of chili
Two-Three ounces of vodka
Crack one egg into it

Heat and stir

Then pour into bowl, cover the top with peas and stir

Then eat

This is what I eat tonight.