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My friend had a Halloween party and I was walking around, swigging from a bottle of Old Crow all night. I passed out in my car outside her house, woke up a couple hours later, drove home, only to realize that I was locked out. My dad found me this morning, asleep in my car in a sequined bikini, fur coat, and about 8 lbs of eyeliner, covered in dirt from falling all over the dance floor. He must have been SO proud!!!

Ohhhh the shame.


Corey went as "Cunt Fagula". I'm pretty sure this is the greatest idea of all time. That is a vagina drawn on his face.


Libbi was a toddler from Toddlers and Tiaras. Also amazing.

These are from the night before. I went as the black swan/old crow. Dana was Dana with a cat mask, and Matt and Eddie were Matt and Eddie.










I think I should start wearing makeup more often. Maybe not this much though.