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monroe

I was raised on country sunshine.

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Thursday Mar 18, 2010

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I'm really good at looking salty/smug in pictures. Evidence:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


I actually really like Frolic.


(I'm on the far right, next to Rigella Lawson...if you couldn't figure it out.)



$300 later I have a new phone.mad AGGRAVATING.

Mr. Roni got neutered today.


My adorable little eunuch is doing well but he's verrrrry sleeeeeeepy.

Corey, my man-bff, works at this store downtown that is the very definition of ghetto fabulosity. Somehow he and the other demographic that inexplicably loves me (large black women. the other is gay men of various shades and sizes, in case you hadn't picked up on that) convinced me that even though I am laughably broke, I absolutely HAD to buy the world's skankiest dress. It is tiny and involves gold sequins, zippers, and some very strategic cut outs. I showed it to EL_Scootro when I got home and I think he was simultaneously disturbed and aroused. It's pretty outrageous, even for me. But I will find a way to "FUCKING WORK THAT SHIT, GIRL!!!"....because, you know, that's what I do.

My whip:


And now I am off to read, take care of my ailing furry gentlemen, twiddle my thumbs while waiting for a certain email from a certain photographic genius, and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon because I don't have to work until 2 tomorrow.

Over&Out,
Karla Bloggerfeld

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parish:
Thank you so much for your support, lady!
I love youssss. love
Mar 22, 2010
chrysis:
Okay, forreal .. when I saw that second picture down in Brunelli's MySpace, I was like. Whooooaaa, [member]Monroe[/member] looks PISSED. Hahahaha. Your face just says, "Pshht."

But you are still adorable. ;] And I was super sad I didn't get to go, but that just means you've gotta hop over a couple times this summer. <3
Mar 22, 2010

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