$300 later I have a new phone.
AGGRAVATING.
Mr. Roni got neutered today.
My adorable little eunuch is doing well but he's verrrrry sleeeeeeepy.
Corey, my man-bff, works at this store downtown that is the very definition of ghetto fabulosity. Somehow he and the other demographic that inexplicably loves me (large black women. the other is gay men of various shades and sizes, in case you hadn't picked up on that) convinced me that even though I am laughably broke, I absolutely HAD to buy the world's skankiest dress. It is tiny and involves gold sequins, zippers, and some very strategic cut outs. I showed it to EL_Scootro when I got home and I think he was simultaneously disturbed and aroused. It's pretty outrageous, even for me. But I will find a way to "FUCKING WORK THAT SHIT, GIRL!!!"....because, you know, that's what I do.
My whip:
And now I am off to read, take care of my ailing furry gentlemen, twiddle my thumbs while waiting for a certain email from a certain photographic genius, and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon because I don't have to work until 2 tomorrow.
Over&Out,
Karla Bloggerfeld
I love youssss.
But you are still adorable. ;] And I was super sad I didn't get to go, but that just means you've gotta hop over a couple times this summer. <3