Bye-bye after afterhours drunken post!
MONROE vs. DANCEFLOOR
This is me and my girl Jess at
Down&Derby:
We were the only people in the whole f'ing place who were dancing. I believe the dj called us "freaky bitches." Ha.
I leave you with that 25 things about me thing that's been circulating around facebook, because I don't feel like talking about my lameass life right now.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1. I have a sick obsession with having white hair. It's never light enough!
2. When I was little I wanted to be a ballerina or an Egyptologist. I was reeeeally cool and not a dork at all.
3. Neither of my parents had the opportunity to travel much when they were young, so they made it their mission to make sure I did. I've been to every continent except Australia and Antarctica. I really miss traveling all the time, now that I'm "grown up" and can't really afford to do so on my own.
4. I collect Elvis memorabilia.
5. I love Pittsburgh, but I have a burning desire to live somewhere else for a while.
6. I am not a kid person. I'm an only child and the youngest in my whole family, so I've never been around them, and they kinda freak me out.
7. I am a huge animal lover. I'm obsessed with cuteoverload.com. And if you want to see the four year old version of me, just show me some kind of furry little creature. I can guarantee shrieking, giggling, cooing, and weird, grabby hand gestures.
8. I am dating my best friend.
9. I'm one of the palest people you'll ever meet, and I've finally resigned to that.
10. French fries are my favorite food group.
11. I think I may be adopted, and that my real parents are superheroes. It's pretty much the only thing that adequately explains my love of spandex.
12. I have three cats and they are the best cats in the history of cats.
13. By strange coincidence, I met my teenage-girl-style celebrity crush, Seth Rogen, at Gooski's. It's probably the only good thing that's ever happened there. Haha! jk'zzz
14. I make the best oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip cookies you'll ever taste, but...
15. I have realized that despite my best efforts, I am just never going to be domestic. Good thing it's not 1950something because I'd be the worst housewife EVER.
16. Only half of my brain works. That half is not the side that handles math. When I took the SATs, my math score was almost half of my verbal.
17. I have recently discovered that I kind of love to dance. Please don't tell anyone; I have a reputation to uphold.
18. I sometimes think that people think I'm not as smart as I actually am, because I'm extremely scatterbrained. But not dumb.
19. I'm starting to have a lot of pretty profound regrets.
20. I don't look a thing like either of my parents. It's really weird. BUT I have the exact same hands and feet as my mom and the teeth and badonk that run on my dad's side of the family.
21. I have a little bit of a shopping problem, which has only become worse since I started working in retail. I have become one of those people who still has shit in bags, with the tags attached...
22. ...but damn do I look good all the time! (jokes)
23. I'm super sensitive. Did I really just admit that on the interwebz? O NOEZ!!
24. I have always been a bit of a loner.
25. I used to be able to drink dudes twice my size under the table. I dunno if I still could though, since I've been on my whole nice girl tip.
i think it's kind of the same with blind people.
i like your 'freaky bitches' pic up there....your goofyness is too cute.