monroe

I still don't have a goddamn job and it's driving me bananas!!!!!!!!!!!

I added a link to my etsy store, which I'll be adding more stuff to shortly, if you wanna check it out.

Money is running low, rent is due soon, alcohol consumption is on the ups. I'm doing a little better than I had been lately though. I'm starting to sort my brain out.

The following images are a pretty good representation of a typical night home alone, like tonight:





Gucci Mane. Gold lame booty shorts>pants. This is not a very flattering photograph.

My hair is growing pretty fast. Maybe I will shave part of it. I've realized that I think I like the idea of being blonde more than the actual color. There's just something about platinum hair. It's iconic and glamorous which I am totally down with. I started reading this really cool book about that but I accidentally ruined it. About a year ago, after consuming an entire bottle of rum with my now ex-boyfriend I decided I wanted a cigarette so I walked down to the Uni-Mart and somewhere along the way I lost my keys. It was 3am and rainy and I was in my PJs. My boyfriend did not have a cell phone at the time, so I couldn't call him. He had apparently passed out and didn't hear me yelling. So I just laid on the porch and I think I called Panda_Eyes about 35 times. I kept throwing said book, which was in my purse, at the window repeatedly, ruining it. The pages got soaked and all stuck together. I was so drunk that when someone left the building I actually didn't think to get up and go inside. I just kept laying there, rambling on my tellerphone. I finally woke Brian up by chucking my wallet at the window as hard as I could. It put a hole in the screen. Ummm. Yeah. So from this story I think we can come to the following conclusions: A) Smoking is bad (I have since quit) B) Getting piss drunk is bad (but I will continue to do so) C) I should have started dating Panda_Eyes a long time ago (and I will continue to do so)

My friend Mandi made this pillowcase for me!

Very cute.


I saw this today and thought it was funny.

I am listening to Bone Thugs. God I am really losing my mind.