monroe

Remember that one time I got really drunk and was a big asshole and fell down the stairs and got massive brushburn/bruises/scratches all down my right side and ended up not going to Philly like I was supposed to? Neither do I but it apparently happened. I'm currently working on controlling the quantities of booze I put in my body. Most people pass out by the time they get as drunk as I have been lately. But not me. I have a special talent wherein I weigh barely over 100 lbs but can drink as much as a 200 lb man. I'm speshul. I think getting a real job will help fix this problem.

And speaking of real jobs, I was pretty nervous after I put my 2 weeks in at my shitty job because I had nothing lined up. My boss said he'd let me stick around until the end of the month if I couldn't find anything within 2 weeks but still. I need to get out of that place. Badly. Miraculously, I got a call to set up an interview for a graphic design job I'd applied for ages ago. The interview is tomorrow and hopefully it goes well! I'd really like to get this one!

I'm watching some show on the History channel about the end of human civilization and it's freaking me out. Why? Hahaha. I'm ridiculous. Eww and who watches Rock of Love? I almost died when I thought Daisy was going home. She's kind of retarded but I find it kind of endearing. What I do not find endearing is Bret Michaels saying he's from Pittsburgh! He was born in Butler, but grew up outside of HARRISBURG. Poser.

I need sleeps. Night.