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I was raised on country sunshine.

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Saturday Jun 23, 2007

Jun 23, 2007
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I locked myself out of my apartment today (surprise surprise!) and I broke in by pulling myself up with my super mutant ninja turtle muscles.

I'm the tough turtle.

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Actually I stood on my landlord's air conditioner and my neighbor helped lift me up so I could reach my window and pull myself through. It was pretty awesome.



I think I'm going to get this as a graduation present from my parents. I chose it over the ipod because I'm really rough on electronics and everyone complains about how easily ipods break. The Zunes are said to be more durable and they're cheaper. Plus, I like the bigger screen and the light pink color. The only setback is that it's not Mac compatible. I can run Windows on my computer through Bootcamp though and that should make everything fine. Has anyone else done this? I highly doubt it but I thought I'd ask anyway.

I'm such a fucking Debbie Downer lately. I got obscenely drunk (surprise surprise!) and apparently did/said a lot of really terrible, mean shit. I don't remember it but apparently it happened. I fear for the future. I don't see why I can't have the life that I want and the boy that I have. It sounds like a selfish but ANYWAY instead of talking about this retarded, depressing nonsense I present to you some photographs of the only things I'm good at. Being a drunken asshole:

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Drunk at 4 am with the turtles.


And haggard.


This picture is so weird that I kinda want to make a painting of it.


Shredder and I are so thrilled because we have double chins in this picture.



And lookin' sharp:

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Someday these goodies will be in my closet.
















I'm not as shallow as this blog makes me seem. I swear.

Oh, and Sinead O'Connor was at my work today which was pretty weird and sweet. I got to stand there and gawk at her from a few feet away. I didn't want to say anything though. It struck me how fucking surreal it must be to be famous.

VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
annika:
I love your new profile picture! kiss
Jun 28, 2007
eternalpain75:
How about a two headed beast of suckatude...like a hydra, wait hydras don't suck !! I even suck at setting up a club about sucking wink

I like your new profile picture kiss
Jul 3, 2007

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