So yeah, I just scanned those and I thought I'd share.
Famous people were at my work on Sunday! Sienna Miller, who most of you will probably know as Jude Law's ex-fiance (the one he cheated on with the fat nanny):
and James Franco, who most of you will probably know as the villain's son in the SpiderMan movies
James is a fucking babex10 and very friendly; Sienna is also very good looking in person, and super stylish but if I wasn't mistaken she was giving me "nu-uh sister!" dirty looks.
I've been forgetting to mention that my hair is all blonde now. No more brown. And it's about 2 or so inches shorter. I love it. If my goddamn camera would start working again I'd take pictures. But no such luck.
I had the BIGGEST crush on this one dude when I was 14. I was so shy I could barely speak in his presence and now we drink Sparks together
and have sleepovers at my apartment wherein we stay up til 6:30 am talking about how bad relationships suck and other fantastic things. (And it's not like THAT between us, we're really just friends) Life is funny like that.
My tum-tum hurts from too much Sparks last night. Why do I turn into such a weirdo when I drink? A few of my favorite things when intoxicated are apparently as follows:
-Embarassing myself. A lot.
- Omlettes!
- Three 6 Mafia
-Internet slang
-Texting El_Scootro and basically everyone else I know. (My phone addiction is getting out of hand. I was texting while in the shower yesterday, washing my hair with one hand, texting with the other. Sober, that is.)
-Not wearing shoes
-Randomly biting people....I'm serious. Apparently I do this a lot. I'm a savage annnnnnimal!
It fucking rolls off my tongue!!!
Love,
Monroe
