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monroe

I was raised on country sunshine.

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Monday Jun 19, 2006

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Hello babies.

Nothing much is new.

My apartment is sweltering hot (I have no AC) So I've been hanging out in my bathing suit all night, and sticking my head in the freezer periodically.

I'm watching my parents' dog Rex while they're away. Don't be fooled by his cute appearance. He NEVER shuts up. Literally. NEVER. EVER.

AHHHHH!!!!1

One of my very good friends, Gia, is back from lameass Ohio for the summer which makes me super happy. We hung out on Friday night. I said "Oh I'll just have a drink or two since I have to work in the morning." WRONG. I came home at 5:45am with an entire glass of red wine spilled on my white wifebeater and barely functioning legs. I yelled some pretty funny shit at this dude's neighbors. I couldn't even see them, but for some reason I decided they were AFI loving tight pantsers, and even though as I mentioned, I couldn't really see them, I KNEW they were staring at us, so I kept yelling "HEY!!!! I heard AFI just put out a new album on faggotcore records, you fucking FAGS!!!!" They found me quite charming, I'm sure. I mean....how could they not? Anyway, let's just say I was not in the best state at work the next morning, and may or may not have still been a little drunk. Luckily, I got to take my lunch first, so I slept for a half hour and then everything was fiiiiiine.

Last night Brian locked his keys in his car at 2am, and no one would come get us. That was fun. Not. Finally, a cop came and helped us. I made him dinner today like a good little wifey. It was delish, but I made waaaay too much. So if you want some taco salad and Mexican cornbread, come on over.

Tomorrow I am gonna get a sunburn with NicoleLee, and then my friend Heather, who you guys might remember as Antietam is going to do my hair. And lord knows I need it 'cause there is one BEAST of a root growing on my head.

I'm gonna go to sleep now. Or at least try 'cause it is sooooo hotttt innn heerrreeeee!

Love,
Monroe
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
ryoukansan:
I'm not sure why.. but I cant stop laughing at that picture..
I loath those kinda dogs and I know where your coming from

My buddys mom calls them stinking little pissers
Jun 21, 2006
tuli:
Word. smile
Jun 21, 2006

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