monroe

I drink becaue it makes me look so sexy. Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!

(I can't stop with the Anchorman. Ever.)


My gay boyfriend Joey and I.


I don't remember this being taken.


Me, my other gay boyfriend EL_scootro, and some d-bag. And my bra is completely hanging out of my top. Classy.


Okay he would probably like you to know that he is not REALLY a homosexual or my boyfriend. (I totally look like I have a stache here. Maybe I DO have a Burt Reynolds mustache!)


We some head bussas!


Yep.

The rest are too terrifying to post.

I had a non-naked photoshoot today. Besides having to wear a couple outfits I think were circa 1994 it went pretty well. Maybe I won't look like a werewolf beast monster (aka a sweaty drunk girl) in those.

I could complain about how crappy my past few days were but I won't. Boring.

Stay classy, SG.

Love,
Monroe

PS. Gwen had her baby! Ah! A boy named Kingston! How adorable! I can't believe she didn't call me and personally deliver the news. Hahaha