Halloween is almost upon us and that means one thing… teens brutally murdered by brooding monstrous psychopaths hell bent on revenge against nerd ostracising cliques….oh and eating so much candy my gums bleed.
This year I will be mostly eating refined sugar from a sack, that and Cadbury’s chocolate bars melted into a a wheelbarrow, reformed as one giant block and consumed in a single sitting. Two Halloween’s ago I was rushed to the emergency room after eating 70lbs of marshmallows, my stomach was pumped but the sugar rush lasted for 3 months.
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