Bonsai! That’s what I shout when i streak through my neighbors garden at 4am. I’m often naked or just wearing a small knitted scarf.
My favorite word is ‘planetoftheapes’ but I often use it out of context, like ‘ have you ever been to planetoftheapes?’
I once shaved my testicles so smooth my underwear kept falling off through lack of friction.
I can recite the alphabet in alphabetical order
I once got so excited I passed out and passed gas on Passover
My goal in life is roll all the way down Mount Everest shouting ‘wweeeeeeeeeeeeee’
I can’t believe it’s not butter and never will
I can suck the shell off a hard boiled egg
My favourite part of a cat is the top and the bottom
I created the characters ‘the man with the characteristics of a spider’ and ‘that guy wearing a type of robotic suit’ but Marvel changed the names to ‘Spider-Man’ and ‘Ironman’
And now I must leave as ‘my crack has given way’