Samurai J vs. The Ninja Mice!
Samurai J: 2
Ninja Mice: 1 (packet of udon)
Today I triumphed over the evil Ninja mice. Armed only with a broom (i thought my new shiny wakizashi was a bit like overkill) I steadied my wits and faced down two audacious udon-devouring Ninja Mice. They tried every trick in the book from double fake left-right double-teams to the age old Ninja Mouse favourite, hiding under the fridge. But they were no match for this prime example of finely tuned Samurai skill and bristling broom edged with might Zanshin. In the end, trapped inside a bag of christmas decorations
the first succumbed to my hefty strikes with the wider end of the broom. The second Ninja Mouse, seeing his compatriots blood spill onto the battleground (our kitchen), ran like the
Mouse he was desperately trying to make it to the safety of the overcrowded
loungeroom where his size would give him the advantage over his obviously oversized aggressor. But oversized as he was, his reflexes honed from hours playing America's Army, Samurai J trapped the vicious Ninja Mouse with the sliding door and let loose with great vengence and furious anger....
The War rages on!
Samurai J
lookout for Ninja Mice near you!
(for an insight into the behaviour of MonkeyKing look no further than his forthcoming book...KATANAPUNK!
Samurai J: 2
Ninja Mice: 1 (packet of udon)
Today I triumphed over the evil Ninja mice. Armed only with a broom (i thought my new shiny wakizashi was a bit like overkill) I steadied my wits and faced down two audacious udon-devouring Ninja Mice. They tried every trick in the book from double fake left-right double-teams to the age old Ninja Mouse favourite, hiding under the fridge. But they were no match for this prime example of finely tuned Samurai skill and bristling broom edged with might Zanshin. In the end, trapped inside a bag of christmas decorations
the first succumbed to my hefty strikes with the wider end of the broom. The second Ninja Mouse, seeing his compatriots blood spill onto the battleground (our kitchen), ran like the
Mouse he was desperately trying to make it to the safety of the overcrowded
loungeroom where his size would give him the advantage over his obviously oversized aggressor. But oversized as he was, his reflexes honed from hours playing America's Army, Samurai J trapped the vicious Ninja Mouse with the sliding door and let loose with great vengence and furious anger....
The War rages on!
Samurai J
lookout for Ninja Mice near you!
(for an insight into the behaviour of MonkeyKing look no further than his forthcoming book...KATANAPUNK!