monkeyjoe

This was fun. Ok it is NASCAR weekend (I am not a big NASCAR fan but they were free tickets) the first night that we are there are these 2 skive drunk ass stoners that come and sit next to us. No big deal at first. Well they start to yell haler and scream things like "fuck you Jeff Gordon" all you mother fuckers suck" shit like that. Well there are kids around. An elderly guy goes up to him and nicely asks him to cut it out. The guy jumps in his face and starts to cuss the old man out. Well the guy next to us gets up to go and get the cops. The guy sits down and all would seem to be good. Well he starts his shit again. The old man again asks him to stop. This time he gets up and pulls his fist back to hit the old man. This is not a good thing so I get up to intervene I dont want the old man to get hurt. Well about the time that I stand up my dad I coming back form the restroom. We are at the top. Well my dad has been hearing that these dumb asses have been saying all night. We are at the top of the grandstands row 41 or some shit like that. Well about the time that I get in the guys face to tell him to sit his little ass down my dad saw pull his fist back at the old man and he is pissed too. My dad tells him to sit down too. (what they dont know is that my dad is a officer at a prison so he has a clue how to put someone on the ground) the guy looks at my dad and says him to mind his business at he was not here and that he needs to sit down. My dad was like no you leave. Well about then the guy pulls back his fist to hit my dad. Let me tell you a little fact about my fighting style. I am not a boxer. I do not hit people. I am a wrestler. I am that guy that will make you cry because of pain. I had like 10 tap outs freshman year. My dad is the same way. in a slit second my dad grabbed the guys arm and put t in a chicken wing (I dont know if you know what that is but it is when you put there arm behind there back put the elbow at a 80 degree angle wile tweaking the shoulder and bend the wrist forward hurts like a mother fucker and this is coming form a masochist) wile my dad does that I get the bastard in that pressure point where the jaw and the ear meet. The guy fell to he ground. My aunts were like "damn what the hell did you all do you could see the pain in his face" after we let him go and through his ass down the stairs we see the cops come up and hall his ass off to jail. After all that the cops come up and were like he wants to press charges. But here is the cool thing. What we do leaves no marks. The cops told us that as far as they are concerned he was drunk and fell down the stairs. That makes me 9-0 with the cops. That was the first time that I have put my hands on someone in anger in over 7 years and it was bad ass





Good times back to homework



Later

Jeff