monkeyjoe

Yesterday was New Years Eve and of coarse you have a party. See when I have a party I get a screen and a LCD projector so we can watch movies and play games. At about 11:00 pm some kids walk up (and by kids I mean 14 and 15 year olds) and want to watch and see what we are doing. No big deal, right. Well we have some pizza sitting on the hood of my friends truck and some soda on the ground, well I see one of the bigger ones (and by bigger ones I mean like 54 ya still not that big) takes a piece of pizza and starts to drink a soda. Well thats not a very nice thing to do. So I got up and said can I help you he was like just watching I say well where did you get the pizza he said at my house and where do you live I cried. He says next-door, dont you know your neighbors. With the grumpy old 70 year old man I stated. At about that time my friends lee and Ben walk up (lee 64 Ben 68 not small people and its lees house by the way) lee said do you mind getting off of my property. The 15 year old steps on the curb and leans on Lees truck. Lee states will you get OFF MY FUCKING TRUCK! mind you that I have known lee for about 7 years and I have never seen him pissed off before and he was pissed. The kid looks up at Lee Ben and me and says what you are all going to do. (come on kid not only are you 15 but we are all twice your size and more experienced in he art of kicking assits kind of fun if it is a friendly bout with you and some friends) I say very comely I will extremely piss off to get your feces all over my new size 16 steel toe boots. Finally the kids girlfriend grabs him and drags him off. She was all apologetic and all that good stuff. (Nice girl) well we think that it is all over. About 15 minutes later we see a car with a spot light on. Dum dum dum the cops. Mind you during the summer the cops are over at least 2 times a week do to noise violations (its the Nazi neighbors they dont like us to have any fun) so we know the local officers in our community. So we explain the whole story to the cop and apparently the little boys were trying to get is in trouble because the cop showed us pictures of the kid and he was all bruised up and had a black eye. So I asked the officer if we can see the kid in person (I have a plan you see). So he gets the boy and I said "look officer, if I did punch him the broses would be a lot bigger than what they are." "Good point the officer states. So we all got a turn comparing the marks on the boys face to our own fists. And it is a good thing that we all have big fists because none of them matched the marks on the boys face.




It always seems that when I try to have fun some one always tries to rune it for me and my friends. I think that all of the good times destroyers should die or at least leave me alone. Well thx again for reading


Later


Jeff