i'm in hawaii right now. what a fun place. there are fucking creatures flying through the trees.
you can all eat me.
this place says:
1) I have a problem. I like to stick my cock into food that I'm cooking for other people. I used to think that it was bad, but then I thought, my cock is a good thing, right? Shouldn't I share it with others? It is succulent, after all. Besides, it tastes good (and being a gymnast, I would know!). But I've been feeling a little guilty since my urine turned bloody and kind of pussy (that's pus-sy, NOT pussy). But I can't stop - I feel that I must share my cock-taste with the world. And so says I - Taste my cock!
2) When I was little, my best friend and I used to run around our apartment complex with socks in our bras and we used to pretend we were in a scary movie with a psycho-killer chasing us. We used to roll around in the grass and throw ourselves into fences and break shit. We were awesome in third grade.
3) I ejaculate on money, and then use it to purchase things.
4) I hate that "Last Christmas" song with a fiery burning passion. If there was someone I could kill to ensure I'd never have to listen to this song again, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
5) A girl in my class (whom i'm kinda interested in) began to quit smoking last week. I'm very proud of her. Amazed by her commitment I also quit mastaurbating after that. Even though she doesn't know it, she's helped me more than I could ever help myself.
golly, i'm not as fucked up as i thought!
you can all eat me.
this place says:
1) I have a problem. I like to stick my cock into food that I'm cooking for other people. I used to think that it was bad, but then I thought, my cock is a good thing, right? Shouldn't I share it with others? It is succulent, after all. Besides, it tastes good (and being a gymnast, I would know!). But I've been feeling a little guilty since my urine turned bloody and kind of pussy (that's pus-sy, NOT pussy). But I can't stop - I feel that I must share my cock-taste with the world. And so says I - Taste my cock!
2) When I was little, my best friend and I used to run around our apartment complex with socks in our bras and we used to pretend we were in a scary movie with a psycho-killer chasing us. We used to roll around in the grass and throw ourselves into fences and break shit. We were awesome in third grade.
3) I ejaculate on money, and then use it to purchase things.
4) I hate that "Last Christmas" song with a fiery burning passion. If there was someone I could kill to ensure I'd never have to listen to this song again, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
5) A girl in my class (whom i'm kinda interested in) began to quit smoking last week. I'm very proud of her. Amazed by her commitment I also quit mastaurbating after that. Even though she doesn't know it, she's helped me more than I could ever help myself.
golly, i'm not as fucked up as i thought!
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christinarenee:
were you at a pub called the hideaway a couple nights ago???
lilviciousone:
Lucky.