sorry everyone. i drank too much today. i deleted some of you that i didn't mean too. i hope you have me back someday. i'll be gone for awhile.
you all rock. fuckers and dumbshit and bitches and whoever. see you later. this is my last journal. i won't be updating. i'll be posting until i hit 12,000. then i'm out.
if you are offended. fuck off. yes.
if you are offended. fuck off. yes.
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beckyuill:
WOWEE Scott. dont slit your wrists, it'll be okaaay 
did i write you an email for nothin?!!
did i write you an email for nothin?!!
fuck you. 
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jonnytrrrash7:
dude, have you checked out that new "friend's thread" feature......it's kooky!!
jonnytrrrash7:
just jump into one of the threads that Noir started.......
i've got my picture up from back when i started this site. i figured it's best to go out the way i came in. in honor of the last year, here's a link to my first ever SG entry!
i'm going to go on a posting rampage in the next few days (excluding the weekend because this site isn't worth my time on the weekends)...
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i'm going to go on a posting rampage in the next few days (excluding the weekend because this site isn't worth my time on the weekends)...
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figmentation:
hi Mr. MonkeyButt! hello jewels.
lilyk:
it is only partially preemptive in my head kind of...
i met a guy this weekend who may have been constructed in the liger soulmate factory, but as the hazard of living where i do... people come into and out of yor life really fast.
so even though i am completely enamored with said person, he leaves tonight and although will be back in two weeks- i am kind of playing it ultra cool to avoid the drama which will most definitely occur due 99% to logistics.
i met a guy this weekend who may have been constructed in the liger soulmate factory, but as the hazard of living where i do... people come into and out of yor life really fast.
so even though i am completely enamored with said person, he leaves tonight and although will be back in two weeks- i am kind of playing it ultra cool to avoid the drama which will most definitely occur due 99% to logistics.
Grapefruit moon, one star shining, shining down on me.
Heard that tune, and now I'm pining, honey, can't you see?
Cause every time I hear that melody, well, something breaks inside,
And the grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide.
Never had no destination, could not get across.
You became my inspiration, oh but what a cost.
Cause every time I hear...
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Heard that tune, and now I'm pining, honey, can't you see?
Cause every time I hear that melody, well, something breaks inside,
And the grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide.
Never had no destination, could not get across.
You became my inspiration, oh but what a cost.
Cause every time I hear...
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toothpickmoe:
That's what I thought. I never talked to him but he seemed so nice whenever I saw his comments...hmmm...
bondgirl:
I hear that listening to anything by Tommy TuTone while riding a unicycle can clear up depression lickity split, no shit.
Hope you feel better!
Hope you feel better!
dear Insert Name Here,
welcome to TMI (too much information) week with your old pal monkeybutt!
pt. 1
i stand spread eagled, one foot on each end of the tub, while i'm pissing in the shower!
welcome to TMI (too much information) week with your old pal monkeybutt!
pt. 1
i stand spread eagled, one foot on each end of the tub, while i'm pissing in the shower!
tomorrow: insert your dirty shameful thoughts here.
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vixen:
Ha ha ha... you WISH you did that in the shower! 
toothpickmoe:
Sometimes I touch myself in the shower. Y'know, just while I'm washing...
...oh shit, was I supposed to put that in a spoiler?
...oh shit, was I supposed to put that in a spoiler?
Dear Suicide Girls,
When you were mine
I gave you all of my money
Time after time
You done me wrong
It was just like a dream
You let all my friends come over and meet
And you were so strange
You didn't have the decency to change the sheets
Oh girl, when you were mine
I used to let you wear all my clothes...
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When you were mine
I gave you all of my money
Time after time
You done me wrong
It was just like a dream
You let all my friends come over and meet
And you were so strange
You didn't have the decency to change the sheets
Oh girl, when you were mine
I used to let you wear all my clothes...
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noir:
*sigh*
Oh fine.
*bows*
Oh fine.
*bows*
westsiders:
It's soooooooooooooooo boring.........I think I'm a gonna fall down in a coma! 
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noir:
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A maintenance worker at a restaurant in Queensland, Australia took the lazy way out when he found a dead rat while painting the floor red. Rather than disposing of it, he simply covered it with a few thick strokes of his brush. During a subsequent inspection, however, health inspectors weren't fooled by the partial camouflage and levied large fines on the restaurant. You may soon be tempted to try something similar to what the maintenance worker did, Capricorn. I urge you not to. Don't just try to disguise what's stinking up the place; get rid of it.
lilje:
wow. that is one gorgeous bicycle. i have a really old one...still does it job, but it need some fixing before i can start using it (my boyfriend broke the thing/plate by the pedals...so i get really dirty on the lower parts of my trousers when riding it. grr).
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xposingxpinupx:
I thought he gave up too easy. 
xposingxpinupx:
He crossed over to the dark side too easy.
He crossed over to the dark side too easy.
Ooh, Get me away from here I'm dying
Play me a song to set me free
Nobody writes them like they used to
So it may as well be me
Here on my own now after hours
Here on my own now on a bus
Think of it this way
You could either be successful or be us
With our winning smiles, and us
With...
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Play me a song to set me free
Nobody writes them like they used to
So it may as well be me
Here on my own now after hours
Here on my own now on a bus
Think of it this way
You could either be successful or be us
With our winning smiles, and us
With...
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smuffy:
MONKEYBONER!
how are you?
ox
how are you?
ox
beckyuill:
God im sorry i havent been up to par with the commenting! you know me though. i come and go. sometimes im on the ball, other times i suck balls. um..yeah. yeah i do.
well, thanks those lyrics were pretty. i always could use me some good lyrics. hows your weekend?
well, thanks those lyrics were pretty. i always could use me some good lyrics. hows your weekend?
monkeybutt:
bullshit.
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lackluster:
i got a job. gotta wake up at 8. this weekends going to be a blur though.
