I'm trying to make Sangria but there's one problem. I can't open a wine bottle 
haha! help!
I'm still recovering from the weekend. so much happend in so little time
both good and bad. got drunk as fuck on saturday. actually me and Tigress did. It's kind of blurry for me after a certain point. I think I missed most of saturday night being drunk....
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haha! help!
I'm still recovering from the weekend. so much happend in so little time
both good and bad. got drunk as fuck on saturday. actually me and Tigress did. It's kind of blurry for me after a certain point. I think I missed most of saturday night being drunk.... Read More
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I'm on my way to have a nice fun weekend of booze, pot , and partying and monkey sex. I'm going to pick up my 'friend' in a few then off on the rampage of good times 
THis day my life is plentiful. I just hope monday decides never to come so that this weekend can last forever.
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Why is it that everyone says...
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THis day my life is plentiful. I just hope monday decides never to come so that this weekend can last forever.
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Why is it that everyone says...
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2coolforschool:
ROck on dude
tigress:
I'm leaving in about 5. sorry for the long ass wait. I had no idea shit was gonna go down the way it did 
I'll see ya in a bit baby
I'll see ya in a bit baby
You love to confuse me
You play the game very well.
you seduce me and make me feel like the only man alive. Then you burst the bubble.
I'm still busting my ass looking for a damn job. busting my ass on the internet!
You play the game very well.
you seduce me and make me feel like the only man alive. Then you burst the bubble.
I'm still busting my ass looking for a damn job. busting my ass on the internet!
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tigress:
well then time to fixer upper and dude stop calling me crazy. because i am and you are completely blowing up my spot.
you should come over so we could play
cats
like
monkeys in my universe
and dude stop calling me crazy. because i am and you are completely blowing up my spot.
you should come over so we could play
cats
like
monkeys in my universe
2coolforschool:
Thanks for the advice brother. AS for the alcohol thing I bought drinks for people, but Id have to estimate no more than $100 -$120, but that still means I dropped at least $220 on drinks for me alone in 2 days, I dont know man.
And as for the job thing you can always work in a factory like me. I make 10 bucks an hour, but the job sucks so so bad. at least its more than the 5.75 minmum wage
And as for the job thing you can always work in a factory like me. I make 10 bucks an hour, but the job sucks so so bad. at least its more than the 5.75 minmum wage
Let the good times roll or roll the good times 
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tigress:
haha!
but if you tell me to shut the fuck up I'd just be happy that someone actually said it. There would be no reason to hide
you'd be my best friend after that
but if you tell me to shut the fuck up I'd just be happy that someone actually said it. There would be no reason to hide
you'd be my best friend after that
2coolforschool:
WOw, what a friend
once again i was going to make this negative entry but then realized that it's not how i feel anymore
I feel no more weight today. Many thank yous to Tigress for that one. I picked her up and we went out to lunch. That was the plan. somehow it got screwed up. haha!
and now i go smoke up and relax like i have...
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I feel no more weight today. Many thank yous to Tigress for that one. I picked her up and we went out to lunch. That was the plan. somehow it got screwed up. haha!
and now i go smoke up and relax like i have...
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tigress:
5 baby! anything changes i'll let you know. I doubt it though. remember i run shit!
anything changes i'll let you know. I doubt it though. remember i run shit! 
wuvmonki:
I like any one with monkey in their name.
Feeling like shit ran over a million times
Stressed out
and the pressure is too much for me. I need some motivation and somthing to look forward to. I have no job and it's killing my esteem very quickly. I try not to feel like this but some days i can't help it. I slept all dam day instead of looking for work and i...
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Stressed out
and the pressure is too much for me. I need some motivation and somthing to look forward to. I have no job and it's killing my esteem very quickly. I try not to feel like this but some days i can't help it. I slept all dam day instead of looking for work and i...
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_kai_:
I found it strange but not entirely unexpected so whatever. you kids go ahead and have your fun
_kai_:
Don't let the job issue eat away at your confidence. Use that fucking fire as motivation.
Life is beaaaauuuuuttifulllllll!!!!!!!
Anyone who tells you differently is lying
Anyone who tells you differently is lying
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tigress:
no, you don't feel the love...YET get off your computer and get over here.
get off your computer and get over here. It's too early for me to be up.
the fucking electricity went out last night!! that shit sucked but it forced me to leave the house. by the time i came back the lights were back on. don't ask me what happen. maybe the fairy came by and turned them back on for me. thank you electric fairy.
SO it was kind of cool how...
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the fucking electricity went out last night!! that shit sucked but it forced me to leave the house. by the time i came back the lights were back on. don't ask me what happen. maybe the fairy came by and turned them back on for me. thank you electric fairy.
SO it was kind of cool how...
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unique3:
hi
unique3:
haha. yeah he is a cute baby! I hope to have one of my own someday too.
yes, Tigress is one hottie!
yes, Tigress is one hottie!
monkeyboi:
stuff
I'm not putting a pic up because I'm too ugly. Go ask Tigress about that.
Oh shit...it's the weekend.
oh shit..it's my first day on here and I have a friend already. i feel so special. like a sweetheart on valentine's day.
hey, the sun
i'm going to chase it
i'm not crazy
i'm a
Oh shit...it's the weekend.
oh shit..it's my first day on here and I have a friend already. i feel so special. like a sweetheart on valentine's day.
hey, the sun
i'm going to chase it
i'm not crazy
i'm a
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2coolforschool:
Hey man, let me be the fisrt to welcome you to the site. Thanks for the comment
emilyjay:
HI... Awwh come on, show us a picture! Happy fucking friday!
I'm not putting a pic up because I'm too ugly. Go ask Tigress about that.
Oh shit...it's the weekend.
oh shit..it's my first day on here and I have a friend already. i feel so special. like a sweetheart on valentine's day.
hey, the sun
i'm going to chase it
i'm not crazy
i'm a
so what i can't spell. deal with it. english is...
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Oh shit...it's the weekend.
oh shit..it's my first day on here and I have a friend already. i feel so special. like a sweetheart on valentine's day.
hey, the sun
i'm going to chase it
i'm not crazy
i'm a
so what i can't spell. deal with it. english is...
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tigress:
dude...what the fuck?
you know i love monkeys
you know i love monkeys
tigress:
you'll learn that you just have to ignore the assheads don't let that shit get to you. let them complain and have their say..just keep making the mistakes on purpose to get on their nerves even more I'm so fucked up...
don't let that shit get to you. let them complain and have their say..just keep making the mistakes on purpose to get on their nerves even more I'm so fucked up... I'm new.
Please don't hurt me
Please don't hurt me
tigress:
welcome!
oh and by nothing...I mean nothing to tell
oh and by nothing...I mean nothing to tell
tigress:
you fucking retard
dude you gave me 100 army points ! ha!
now i gotta be your bitch for the day
dude you gave me 100 army points ! ha!
now i gotta be your bitch for the day
you are my little magic pill
whew! what the fuck dude? why won't he stop? why can't he just let shit go already????? it's very frustrating. but anyway, i'm outta here in a few. then we can do our dirty dance