so my boss is the true Scrooge.... Been working here for over 10 years running his business to perfection. We usually do a X-mas dinner with the whole work family that we developed here. Well X-mas dinner turned into X-mas lunch. Pizza and soda........ FUCK THAT. Im about to pull off the Christmas Vacation flip out over the shitty bonus.
"Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-flushing, low-life, snake licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
"Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-flushing, low-life, snake licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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tbars:
It's your 'mini' Christmas bonus
monizink:
can I take that in person please.