Some reasons why i love living alone
1. I can eat oatmeal for dinner without worry about feeding someone else
2. I can walk around in nothing or the ugliest pajamas ever and it doesnt matter
3. I can watch reruns of naruto all i want
4. I can watch porn all i want
5. I can lay in ackward angles on the floor or the couch and no one is here to look at me funny
6. I can sing poorly on the top of my lungs and no one will tell me to shush
7. If I want to take a nap in the middle of the day... I CAN! with no reason
8. I can call who ever i would like and dont have to worry about censoring my phone calls.
9. I break out in dance for no good reason..
10..... I can masterbate when ever i want!! wooohoooo
That was just a short list of what i love about living alone....
1. I can eat oatmeal for dinner without worry about feeding someone else
2. I can walk around in nothing or the ugliest pajamas ever and it doesnt matter
3. I can watch reruns of naruto all i want
4. I can watch porn all i want
5. I can lay in ackward angles on the floor or the couch and no one is here to look at me funny
6. I can sing poorly on the top of my lungs and no one will tell me to shush
7. If I want to take a nap in the middle of the day... I CAN! with no reason
8. I can call who ever i would like and dont have to worry about censoring my phone calls.
9. I break out in dance for no good reason..
10..... I can masterbate when ever i want!! wooohoooo
That was just a short list of what i love about living alone....
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elgeneral:
You know what that is the best Idea I have ever heard in my entire life.
curioustomcat:
JJKitten already had some ideas mine tune in but are a little different on the details 
