OK OK OK!!
WTF!!! Please tell me what this means?!
ME: So ummmm....i need some personal attention tonight
HIM: Sure...I love fingering you until you cum a hundred times over
ME: wooohoooooo!
HIM: But..
ME: But what???
HIM: I dont like feeling obligated to sex afterwards...I would finger you all the time if you didnt expect sex all the time..
ME: i see......ookk....so fine...I will make sure i dont pressure you into sex afterards...
::end scene::
DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN??? did i just tell my boyfriend of 8 years i promise not to pressure or assume sex will happen?
someone shoot me please.....
WTF!!! Please tell me what this means?!
ME: So ummmm....i need some personal attention tonight
HIM: Sure...I love fingering you until you cum a hundred times over
ME: wooohoooooo!
HIM: But..
ME: But what???
HIM: I dont like feeling obligated to sex afterwards...I would finger you all the time if you didnt expect sex all the time..
ME: i see......ookk....so fine...I will make sure i dont pressure you into sex afterards...
::end scene::
DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN??? did i just tell my boyfriend of 8 years i promise not to pressure or assume sex will happen?
someone shoot me please.....
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
Sex partners are like restaurants...you go to one for the best thing they have and another for the best thing they have to offer...rarely do you find all you want on one plate....Sooooo..eat up...cheers....Write me sometime....