Oh yeah - I read this and laughed:
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat,...
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat,...
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So I've long posited that I can't cook. Scott likes to call me out on this but I may have to start owning up to it personally. For dinner today I went to the grocery and came home and made some beef stroganoff. Then I topped it off by making some banana bread with the left over bananas, and then I made a batch of...
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Yep, I'm here. The house is coming along nicely. I still need to figure out paint. I'm also trying to decide if I'll build a kitchen/dining table or if we'll buy one for now.
I started looking for work. I had an interview that ended up with me going to the wrong place, twice. The first stop was at a junkyard, followed almost immediately by...
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I started looking for work. I had an interview that ended up with me going to the wrong place, twice. The first stop was at a junkyard, followed almost immediately by...
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i___zombie:
We went out looking for a dinette/cocktail table today. Found one we like, wit a "butterfly" leaf built in, .. really cool. It also comes with 6 stool/chairs, I think we might get it.
Paint schemes can be tricky, ... depends on the house/furniture/lighting/daylight, ... have fun!
What kind of work are you looking for, .... obviously not institutionalizing people, I see. LOL!
Paint schemes can be tricky, ... depends on the house/furniture/lighting/daylight, ... have fun!
What kind of work are you looking for, .... obviously not institutionalizing people, I see. LOL!
Yep - I actually made it to vegas.
The past week has been one of the most fucked up, intense, and just all around interesting times than I can remember having had for a long long time.
Now I'll see what happens next.
The past week has been one of the most fucked up, intense, and just all around interesting times than I can remember having had for a long long time.
Now I'll see what happens next.
Gahh - yeah, I've been damn busy for the past month.
9 more work days!!!!
Oh so tired...
9 more work days!!!!
Oh so tired...
I'm moving to vegas! I didn't think I'd be that excited to say that.
Anywho, as of right now, just less than 8 weeks left at my job, and just over 8 weeks until I move.
*happy dance*
Anywho, as of right now, just less than 8 weeks left at my job, and just over 8 weeks until I move.
*happy dance*
assh0le:
Cool. Trussrigger mentioned in SGVegas you were moving here. Looking forward to meeting you.
The trick with Vegas is getting below the sheen, finding the real shit to do and finding the real people. And don't worry, not EVERYONE is from Cali, heh. A remote few actually know how to drive and signal before changing lanes.
The trick with Vegas is getting below the sheen, finding the real shit to do and finding the real people. And don't worry, not EVERYONE is from Cali, heh. A remote few actually know how to drive and signal before changing lanes.
shirleydanger:
lucky...oh to move to vegas.
wow, wave of loneliness just hit.
maybe this was why i haven't had more than a drink at a time for a number of weeks. good call, yo.
maybe this was why i haven't had more than a drink at a time for a number of weeks. good call, yo.
shirleydanger:
thanks! 
I got to tie up two women at work today! Yeah, it was fun. It was a simple cocoon tie with a slipknot for the wrists. The whole goal in creating the bindings was for comedy and to allow the actor to be able to get out of it quickly. There were many comments about lesbian bondage and I was tired enough that my filter...
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You know, I think I'm actually starting to honestly be optimistic.
Yeah, that's scary.
Yeah, that's scary.
fennec:
Optimism is good. It wards off stagnation. 
To be honest, I don't remember what spawned the question in my journal. Stupid lack of memory! (ah, well.)
To be honest, I don't remember what spawned the question in my journal. Stupid lack of memory! (ah, well.)
monimina:
I've heard that optimism does a lot of things, but that's a new one *grins*
I hope it works, because stagnation is bad.
You'll have to let me know if you ever remember the question, it's a fun topic.
I hope it works, because stagnation is bad.
You'll have to let me know if you ever remember the question, it's a fun topic.
This is a story about a coca-cola cooler.
There was once a show, set in 1949, that needed a soda cooler. The designer told the props master that 1930's soda cooler was needed. The props master than found, out of thin air in storage, a 1940's Dr. Pepper cooler. While attempting to rescue this cooler from the black hole of storage in order to show...
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There was once a show, set in 1949, that needed a soda cooler. The designer told the props master that 1930's soda cooler was needed. The props master than found, out of thin air in storage, a 1940's Dr. Pepper cooler. While attempting to rescue this cooler from the black hole of storage in order to show...
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paperdress:
That is a frustrating story! You seem to have a pretty cool job besides all that nonsense though, get to be creative and stuff..or does it just suck? I wouldn't know!
I saw Brokeback Mountain today finally. I'm sad about it. I probably would have cried if I wasn't with people. I'm too effected my that kind of stuff-- makes me feel embarrased and dorky.
I saw Brokeback Mountain today finally. I'm sad about it. I probably would have cried if I wasn't with people. I'm too effected my that kind of stuff-- makes me feel embarrased and dorky.
Right, I'm pretty shaken up. I've been dealing with some rough stuff at work.
I've also decided that I could never be a pyromaniac, watching shit burn uncontrollably is damn scary.
And I just bought a new computer!!!!! YAY!
I've also decided that I could never be a pyromaniac, watching shit burn uncontrollably is damn scary.
And I just bought a new computer!!!!! YAY!
Oh joy, I just managed to oversleep for a production mtg at 11 pm. I had my alarm set and everything. *sigh* I'm a tired girl. Luckily sound is the whipping boy for this production, and the idiot boy might just get himself fired. *crosses fingers* I only have one note, which is fantastic in the grand scheme of things, and with any luck I'll...
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