monicathedino

Things I've learned on the road:

-Don't think that the map is never wrong. It happens more than you would like to think. Roads change and shit happens.
-Boarder Patrolmen are a breed of their own. They are forcefully inquisitive and like to know where you're going.
-Never travel with people you actually like. You will learn to hate them.
-Always pick those little Hotel Coupon books. They can really help you find your way to a hotel and the maps are pretty helpful too.
-It doesn't make you any less of a person to have to pull over and stop becaues you're tired.
-Suck it up and stop being so proud. If you have to wash your pits and shit in a sink of a truck stop, do it.
-People who you have never heard fart will fart... a lot.... and it seems like everyone gets gassy on the road.
-Carry lots of bug spray.
-Don't carry too much fresh food like fruits and cheese. It tends to get squished.
-You're car will become a Goldfish raveyard by the time an entire box of those devilishly good little crackers are gone.
-Sleep anywhere you can!
-You can get sunburnt in the car.
-You will miss your littlel pug more than the world!