" Death loves the stupid" and I think Death is in love with my roommate . A couple weeks ago he fell off the roof and broke 4 ribs and punctured a lung. He didn't want to go to the hospital but his girlfriend talked him into it after a day. Last night he tried to burn down the house making a grilled cheese sandwich . I woke up to the smoke alarms going off and the house filled with smoke. What was left of a plastic spatula was cooking in a pan on the stove while he was passed out in the living room. So much for sleeping in.
asphyxiate:
haha.. that's awesome! You may want to consider a new roommate... for your own safety.
mongophoto:
At the very least I should keep a fire extinguisher next to my bed. I don't care if he kills himself as long as he pays his share of the rent. 