monet

Ohhhhh man, was i bored tonight. I took a late evening nap, and woke up too late to do anything.

So what did i decide to do?
Take a nice little trip to the porn store. I thought I actually wanted to buy a toy, but I just couldn't. I had made a decision and was excited to get one. But when I got there, I looked at all the little dongers, and they weren't so little. They all looked so big to me! They scared me actually.

So I guess I don't like big penises. Isn't that weird? Aren't girls supposed to like a lot of size? It was just so scary. So I figured I'll just wait and go to another porn store in the future, where there's more variety.

Well, that was a pretty "ballsy" journal entry. So I'm gonna stop here. Hahhaha....get it? Ballsy? Hahahaha, cause I was talking about dildo's? Ok fine, don't laugh, I thought it was a clever little pun.

Now let's all clean our dirty little minds and go to bed!