so this is me and my roomate getting back at our asshole roomate, who not only has, busted our hardwired smoke detector, busted the frame on his door, taken a closet door off the fucking hinges to make it into a beer pong table ( like in fucking october... said he would put it back, but its still down). uses all our shit, soap,tp, paper towels,etc. with out buying more or offering to buy more.. and then when the fucker is confronted he acts like he did absofuckinglootly nothing.. yesterday the fucker shaved his gross self and left the hairs and shaving cream in the sink to fucking cake up , cus the dumbass cant take the time to run some motherfucking water.. so Samski took the cover to a gay yellowpages and wrote Next time, clean out your hairs, Plz.. and we went to sleep, i wake up to use the bathroom , and scrawled drunkenly across the bathroom mirror in eye liner is , Sory mv bud, i wunt do it again.. hey r thos ure socks?
like the pair of socks that dont smell are worse then his shit.. so this was our revenge, polka and club music at 8am...