monachetti

"Oh, it's all fat girls. Ohio sucks" - Ryan

Watch the poop, watch the poop!

"[long drawn out story]...well, i WAS drunk." - Ryan

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS!

Brittney has chocholate covered strawberries. I HATE chocolate covered strawberries. Therefore, i hate Brittney.

Today marks the day i start my Cirque de soile training.




That was a lie.

"good blog man, real deep" - Ryan.

I hate blogs. Fucking hate them.

Cuba Gooding and Michael Jordan are gay together. Weird.

I'm out of prison!!!

There's this game I like to play. I call it explod-o-tire. It involves me and my friends going to the local grocery store and putting things that explode under peoples car tires and then watching their reactions. You get bonus points for any damage caused to the car. We started out with really boring things that you think'd be cool at first, but get boring...
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My girlfriend's set went live!!! Yay!!!

Now I can see her naked anytime I want!!!


OMgZZzzZZZZzz!!!!

What the hell does this do?
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