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I want this soooooo fucking bad... HumVee Folding Bike

my credit card is getting itchy...must resist...

anybody wanna give me $750.....hahahaha....



EL SUICIDO LOCO this one kicks this monkey's ass..

it reminds me of that scene in that movie with that thing and then something happens and fuck if I can remember what I'm trying to think about....
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zenhell:
oh yeah that movie where the kids go up into the necronomicon i remember
black_tar_heroin:
wu
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Gallagher's got nothin on this guy......

"The group of entertainers have tried blowing up rats and hamsters with helium to make what they called organic balloons. The animals exploded and the remains were plashed at the audience."

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feurig:
NOT FUNNY

this is better: http://www.rathergood.com/mark/

there is a guy who rides my bus and he always has his gineau pig with him. he brings it on in a cage. he lays a towel over his shoulder. he opens the cage, kisses the rodent, and sets it o his shoulder. it is a beautiful auburn color. he rides with it like that, and right before his stop, he takes it from his shoulder, kisses it, and puts it back in the cage. the best part of this is that he looks like a sumo wrestler, big, mean, angry. he is one of my favorite strangers ever.

i'll tell you more scary monkey stories later
zenhell:
i like 28 days later it has a certain artistry
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gaack!

that's all i got for today...

surreal robot

mondays suck...

haaa...like you needed the reminder...
black_tar_heroin:
i have off on mondays i woke up at fucking 8;45 everything is closed, the rope swing is busted, Block buster doesnt have any good games in........... and so on
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I'm going to see a friend's band, Four Volts, play in Jersey City tonight...free music at the link, if you'd like...I like Anna the Marigold the best of the three...but than again I also like Rearange Me...and of course they have other good ones as well...

They used to be called Bunsen Honeydew, which I thought was brillant, but then they got a letter...
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momonkey:
Last night's show was too good...one of the opening bands, Bugs Eat Books, hooked me the fuck up! I tried to buy their 7" and for 5 bucks I got the 7" plus 3 CD's. eeek

Bugs Eat Books - at sixes and sevens 7" (it has a japanese painting of monkeys on it!!), against the sun CD-EP
the wee turtles - s/t CD
and a BumbleBear Records comp CD - Build Your Own Radio (which has so many bands I've never heard of...but are really great)

Hells Yeah!

Fave lyric of the day, courteous of Koko and the future:
You remind me of a radio left out in the rain...
feurig:
Ever since the stuffing started coming out my sock monkey when i was three i have been afraid of monkeys

but i'm not afraid of you
or the gorilla suit
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Ever heard of The Animal Collective?

Me neither till today, and so far only one song "hey light"

lots of driving guitar screech...screams every other verse, punctuated by the guitar...and it ends with chanting and handclaps....!

it did take me a few listens to get it, but now I can't stop and it's on perpetual loop. robot
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feurig:
atwood:
depends on how much agony you want to inflict upon yourself...i would recommend her short stories, because they are amusing and over quickly. you get a taste of her brilliance without getting beat up in the process. don't get me wrong, atwood if amazing, but i'm not always up for the quagmire of the human heart and the cruelty it is capable of. i'm trying to promote volutuousness and hope (an act of defiance in the face of the entire world or perhaps only in the face of my self).
feurig:
definately in the face of my self, holy shit
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I'm heading out to the bike shop, do a little test riding, make sure the folding bikes are sturdy enough to at least hop a curb.

I can almost see me rounding the corner, fucking it up, bringing it back......

missprint:
breaking stuff that doesn't belong to anyone is always funn...so long as you don't end up paying for it.

The local pet store has gotten a new shipment of hamsters and chinchillas. I may be in trouble.
zenhell:
what a charming chinchilla(?) you have
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I've been forgiven smile
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booooo....the RIAA is looking to sue individual downloaders and although you might think it's a scare tactic and an unachievable idea, they obviously have the courts on their side and have started collecting names.

puke
black_tar_heroin:
no doubt i am going down, my days have gone way to well... i like the fact that The RIAA has " lined up nearly three dozen artists, including Missy Elliott, Shakira, Eve and the Dixie Chicks, to support its plans to sue music fans. "

i am sure Shakira and those other rich fuckers are feeling the blow as much as bands like the Scuffs, or Hank 3.. See i am not rich enough lets teach those poor bastards who is BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i use KazaA and i see that it was mentioned

i buy cds and i download music, but ever since i have downloaded music i sell less and less of my cds, you can weed out the crap, and there are some shit i have downloaded that i would be embarrased to buy..

like _____________. and _________.

It is just stupid for one , if they sue the customers people are going to just stop listening to the artist that are rallying against them, more than half those fuckers dont even write their own music.......

they deserve to be stole from........

and thank Jesus for the KazaA

i listen to a lot more music and i see movies i cant get in the US............... BAHHHHH

this makes freedom look a little less FREE
black_tar_heroin:
see you in court

god i think i am going to download some MISSY ELIOT and made a couple DIXIE CHICKS songs, we have a tranny tape called DICKSEY CHICKS, i got worried one of the boys looks like an ex-girlfriend,,,,,,,, EEEEEk
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Apple just came out with iChat AV
fucking brillant, no more typing, the speech works like a charm and it's free!!!!!
So of course in my enthusiasm I went out and bought the iSight camera. Holy Fucking Chat Batman...now I'm a video conferencing fool...
Can I be anymore married to my laptop?..this will no doubt seal the deal...
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feurig:
griselda is gorgeous, so photogenic, she would be perfect on a suicidepets site.

are chinchillas nice rodents? where do they land in the rat/hamster continuum? as in rats are smart and friendly and you can carry them anywhere and hamsters are adorable but stupid and mean...or are they above such comparisons? i've never met a chinchilla.

its funny. FAVORITE FILMS is like asking for favorite songs instead of FAVORITE BANDS , especially on this site where everyone's tastes are so obscure, the same with FAVORITE BOOKS, should be favorite directors and authors, but they won't listen.


black_tar_heroin:
i am leaning on the idea of breaking all my bones with style, viva la FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

viva LA quimper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

viva LA d peters
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Saw the Hulk yesterday, and was pleasantly surprised, it wasn't too bad.
I like that it dealt with him becoming the Hulk and left off before the tv show plot, where he just goes from place to place helping people out. same plot different faces.
of course I don't mean to be dissing the tv show, next to Manimal it was the greatest wink

Now off...
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black_tar_heroin:
hey go to BEST BUY this week and pick up the CITY OF LOST SOULS it is awesome, i bought it sort of on a whime but it is really good and really bizare... the cover is blue and has a guy playing Ping Pong on the cover

gooluck
black_tar_heroin:
neato
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I've been sleeping alot lately, and waking up tired...I've got to set up a much better sleep schedule...
I'm probably going to see the Hulk tonight, but I have reservations about it. I saw X-2 on Wednesday and it was poop. I never saw the first one so I didn't know what to expect...
black_tar_heroin:
they have some comic value, due to the fact it makes you seem incomplete
black_tar_heroin:
the hulk is decent, i can't really justify him being a role model all these kids outside were suporting the hulk with plastic toys and t-shirts... and the Hulk really does is get pissed and break shit, i can see the court billowing out childrens parents like flap jacks, knee to the sky......

but i would take this time to warn you avoid the HULK video game at all costs...

you have been warned

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Mogwai was Fan-freakin-tastic!

I took the day off from work tomorrow, so I'll be getting lots of much needed catch up sleep.
black_tar_heroin:
I LOVE NOT WORKING... I LOOK LIKE A TOTAL JACK OFF WITH MY MOHAWK COMBED TO THE SIDE.. UGGGGG GOOD LUCK ON THE SLEEP
missprint:
glad Mogwai was "Fan-freakin-tastic" biggrin

sleep is always good.

my car is now leaking, what I could not say.
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I'm going to see Mogwai on Tuesday...I've seen them a half dozen times already, but they always put on an amazing show...
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I've spent close to a thousand bucks fixing my car this past week...had to bring it to the mechanic twice frown
The first time was just to get an inspection, I failed cos of the brakes...had the brakes fixed and then the next...
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black_tar_heroin:
we might as well add each other right
missprint:
grrr. My car is a piece of crap too, but I love it so!

Whaa! Hope Mogwai was rad!