WHY WHY WHY is it that the only night I get cabin fever is the night of the biggest goddamned blizzard to hit the area in decades? Normally I'm fine just staying in, but now that I literally CANNOT go anywhere, I'm crawling out of my skin! And to make matters worse, I've got a bottle of Maker's Mark, but no cola to mix it with. So much for my blizzard preparedness. I think God hates me.....
haha that story about the rubber dicks is priceless... but now a days the customs people at the airport might give someone with 25 lbs of rubber dicks a bit of grief. Yeah I know, I know, who the hell is gotta try to hijack a plane with 25 lbs of rubber dicks? haha