Stupid Drunk California Girls 
Last night I went to a club with my step-brother, his business partner & all of their friends. We celebrated all 3 of our birthdays. Of course, the birthday boys & girl (meeh) was not supposed to buy a drink. So a couple shots & alcoholic drinks later we were drunk enough to get on the dance floor.
Some of the girls I danced with were really judgmental to the way other girls were dancing. One girl was wearing a book bag as her purse as she danced in convulsions. Only to be described as a seizure.
About midnight rolls around & the dance floor is a fire hazard as stupid people think its a grand idea to dance with their drinks. Peoples butts and bodily limbs have minds of their own as they invade my personal space.
Then the girls I was with initiated the idea of a photo, which grew into half of the dance floor being just standing in a pose. I hold the camera only to see in the view finder, one random chick get into the shot. I put the camera down only to see this chick yelling & pushing my step-brothers fianc. This chick was probably pissed b/c she was to drunk to think reasonably that her boyfriend was checking out this taken woman. So I guess (we really dont know what happened) she wanted to start a fight in the middle of dance floor, in a club.
Luckily before this chick was tackled by my party of 20 her two friends pulled her away. Now Im standing away from the group, but close enough to where this chick was pushing me to get to my girls. So as any sane person would do, I put up my arms as a shield from her flailing arms. Nudging the chick off the dance floor as her two friends are doing. One of her lose wrists adorned with a metal bracelet, places itself ever so swiftly on my forehead near my hairline. Then one of the chicks friends steps up to me with the ever popular threatening finger in my face. Dont push her!
So that was my Friday night & I still have a mark!
**PS look at the pic tab
Last night I went to a club with my step-brother, his business partner & all of their friends. We celebrated all 3 of our birthdays. Of course, the birthday boys & girl (meeh) was not supposed to buy a drink. So a couple shots & alcoholic drinks later we were drunk enough to get on the dance floor.
Some of the girls I danced with were really judgmental to the way other girls were dancing. One girl was wearing a book bag as her purse as she danced in convulsions. Only to be described as a seizure.
About midnight rolls around & the dance floor is a fire hazard as stupid people think its a grand idea to dance with their drinks. Peoples butts and bodily limbs have minds of their own as they invade my personal space.
Then the girls I was with initiated the idea of a photo, which grew into half of the dance floor being just standing in a pose. I hold the camera only to see in the view finder, one random chick get into the shot. I put the camera down only to see this chick yelling & pushing my step-brothers fianc. This chick was probably pissed b/c she was to drunk to think reasonably that her boyfriend was checking out this taken woman. So I guess (we really dont know what happened) she wanted to start a fight in the middle of dance floor, in a club.
Luckily before this chick was tackled by my party of 20 her two friends pulled her away. Now Im standing away from the group, but close enough to where this chick was pushing me to get to my girls. So as any sane person would do, I put up my arms as a shield from her flailing arms. Nudging the chick off the dance floor as her two friends are doing. One of her lose wrists adorned with a metal bracelet, places itself ever so swiftly on my forehead near my hairline. Then one of the chicks friends steps up to me with the ever popular threatening finger in my face. Dont push her!
So that was my Friday night & I still have a mark!
**PS look at the pic tab
tomahto:
ow! 
papaspank:
that was way more exiting then my night out. but then again...my night out involved knitting needles...in my ears! um okay, I'm done now.