I just went on what was possibly one of the worst dates I've ever been on with one of the biggest wankers I've ever met-
For starter, the dude more or less begged me to go out with him tonight- even though it was after 10 on a work night, I was like, OK, I'll do it.
So, I meet him for drink at a bar I hate in a town I despise-
he is drinking Bud Light.....
I order a black and tan, with Harp.
He makes a lame joke about how "there's something floating in your beer" (meaning the Guinness)
WTF???? Even the bartender though it was bad.
Anyway, the conversation lags. The night I met this guy, it was with a group of people, and after most people dissipated, he pulled the whole "could you give me a ride to my car?" bullshit, to make out with me.
So, this time, I want to drive him nuts.
I'm not about to fawn all over some guy in a bar on a Monday.
No- I'm going to drink my beer and talk about anything I want.
After about 2 hours, he starts to get all touchy feely
And starts telling me about how he's slept with every female roommate he's ever had
and I'm like, whatever
and then, he busts out....
"when am I going to get to know the real you? Your stories suck. They are all about guys that want to hook up with you..."
WTF.
Newflash, assfuck-
A lot of guys have wanted to hook up with me.....
a few have....
a lot of my friends happen to be men.....
deal with it
I had also talked about how I liked to install laminate flooring and build bar stools
Yeah, if that doesn't say "I'm a whore" I don't know what else does....
So, I go to the bathroom, come back, grab my coat, leave him $10, and walk out.
He starts yelling at me to come back
comes running up to me outside
and I tell him how he came across as an egotistical asshole....so how else am I to react?
I'm sick of men thinking that a woman has to bow down to them
All women just want to suck dick and make you cookies.
Of Course
And, we're all virginal sweeties,
And we have never desired another man in our entire life....
but we'll fuck you on the first date
For starter, the dude more or less begged me to go out with him tonight- even though it was after 10 on a work night, I was like, OK, I'll do it.
So, I meet him for drink at a bar I hate in a town I despise-
he is drinking Bud Light.....
I order a black and tan, with Harp.
He makes a lame joke about how "there's something floating in your beer" (meaning the Guinness)
WTF???? Even the bartender though it was bad.
Anyway, the conversation lags. The night I met this guy, it was with a group of people, and after most people dissipated, he pulled the whole "could you give me a ride to my car?" bullshit, to make out with me.
So, this time, I want to drive him nuts.
I'm not about to fawn all over some guy in a bar on a Monday.
No- I'm going to drink my beer and talk about anything I want.
After about 2 hours, he starts to get all touchy feely
And starts telling me about how he's slept with every female roommate he's ever had
and I'm like, whatever
and then, he busts out....
"when am I going to get to know the real you? Your stories suck. They are all about guys that want to hook up with you..."
WTF.
Newflash, assfuck-
A lot of guys have wanted to hook up with me.....
a few have....
a lot of my friends happen to be men.....
deal with it
I had also talked about how I liked to install laminate flooring and build bar stools
Yeah, if that doesn't say "I'm a whore" I don't know what else does....
So, I go to the bathroom, come back, grab my coat, leave him $10, and walk out.
He starts yelling at me to come back
comes running up to me outside
and I tell him how he came across as an egotistical asshole....so how else am I to react?
I'm sick of men thinking that a woman has to bow down to them
All women just want to suck dick and make you cookies.
Of Course
And, we're all virginal sweeties,
And we have never desired another man in our entire life....
but we'll fuck you on the first date
_void_:
Certainly sounds like a huge wanker from that description. Sounds like you handled him well though. I'd have left as soon as he ordered the Bud Light. 