This is one of those entries that starts with "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
It's Friday night. my entry should start with "ah!" in a relaxing way, or "uuuuAAAAAHHHHHH" in a drunken way...or I shouldn't be writing on a Friday at all....BUT
AHHHH
I had a shitty day for a lot of reasons. The first had to do with work and my ongoing frustrations there.
Then I bought a sexy dress and a corset-ish top and I felt better.
But then the pain in my ass known as the roommmates flared up again....
Last week my ongoing battle with the herbivore came to an odd climax. We yelled, we screamed, cried, and hugged.
Last night, the carnivore boiled some milk around 6ish. At 12:00, herbivore came in and said the kitchen smelled funny. At 12:30, I tossed the milk down the drain at 6hours is really pushing it for dairy, and we had no toilet paper, so there was potential for bad things if the milk was consumed...
When carnivore woke up, she asked about her milk and tried to say "oh it would have been fine, it was boiled"
For those who did not take assloads of courses in food safety...the milk could have been fine....but it was also a breeding ground for all sorts of nasty shit. I try to inform the dipshit about this, and she obviously doesn't get it. EH .
Then tongiht, after my shitty day, I decide to prepare a nice meal with fresh shrimp, vegetables, artichoke hearts, and pesto. I even apologized to the carnivore and offered her my milk.
Just as I'm about to dish the food on to the plate, and I'm turning to get said plate, my roommate gets up and tosses all of my food into the disposal and said "I'm sorry, the smell is just terrible."
I was "WTF?"
And she said "Don't lecture me again. I'm not stupid. You think I am stupid."
This is the bitch who has covered my kitchen in blood, put raw meat in a collander on top of the produce bin, cooked liver and giblets such that it stinks up the entire apartment, routinely leave the oven on when she goes to bed (with food still in it), and cranks the heat up to 85 without asking so she can walk around in her African shorts, and has blocked not only our driveway, but also those of the neighbors, causing the cops to come more than once, and forgets to make checks out properly such that I can't cash them....Brilliant.
In other crappy news, it looks as though my brand new digital camera is lost and gone forever and a result of my quickie trip to Florida.
My life is frustratingly silly. I understand shit happens. But man, when it rains, it pours.
Relating to my last entry.....I AM GOING TO COACHELLA.
It's Friday night. my entry should start with "ah!" in a relaxing way, or "uuuuAAAAAHHHHHH" in a drunken way...or I shouldn't be writing on a Friday at all....BUT
AHHHH
I had a shitty day for a lot of reasons. The first had to do with work and my ongoing frustrations there.
Then I bought a sexy dress and a corset-ish top and I felt better.
But then the pain in my ass known as the roommmates flared up again....
Last week my ongoing battle with the herbivore came to an odd climax. We yelled, we screamed, cried, and hugged.
Last night, the carnivore boiled some milk around 6ish. At 12:00, herbivore came in and said the kitchen smelled funny. At 12:30, I tossed the milk down the drain at 6hours is really pushing it for dairy, and we had no toilet paper, so there was potential for bad things if the milk was consumed...
When carnivore woke up, she asked about her milk and tried to say "oh it would have been fine, it was boiled"
For those who did not take assloads of courses in food safety...the milk could have been fine....but it was also a breeding ground for all sorts of nasty shit. I try to inform the dipshit about this, and she obviously doesn't get it. EH .
Then tongiht, after my shitty day, I decide to prepare a nice meal with fresh shrimp, vegetables, artichoke hearts, and pesto. I even apologized to the carnivore and offered her my milk.
Just as I'm about to dish the food on to the plate, and I'm turning to get said plate, my roommate gets up and tosses all of my food into the disposal and said "I'm sorry, the smell is just terrible."
I was "WTF?"
And she said "Don't lecture me again. I'm not stupid. You think I am stupid."
This is the bitch who has covered my kitchen in blood, put raw meat in a collander on top of the produce bin, cooked liver and giblets such that it stinks up the entire apartment, routinely leave the oven on when she goes to bed (with food still in it), and cranks the heat up to 85 without asking so she can walk around in her African shorts, and has blocked not only our driveway, but also those of the neighbors, causing the cops to come more than once, and forgets to make checks out properly such that I can't cash them....Brilliant.
In other crappy news, it looks as though my brand new digital camera is lost and gone forever and a result of my quickie trip to Florida.
My life is frustratingly silly. I understand shit happens. But man, when it rains, it pours.
Relating to my last entry.....I AM GOING TO COACHELLA.
stopsnitchin:
FUCKING A! You deserve the trip! 
owenewowen:
So far so good...still getting settled in my place really. I think I'm going to like it, though.javascript:insertSmilie('
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