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So i've been getting into Death Metal with Viking themed lyrics. It initially frustrated me, namely because the vocals are pretty gutteral and hard to understand. However, after looking up the lyrics for a particular song I enjoy (Amon Amarth - Valhall Awaits Me), I have decided it doesn't get much more brutal and awesome than this. I mean shit, it's an entire song about a viking going into battle and mercilessly slaughtering the enemy. That's fucking awesome.

Or maybe I just have untapped emotional issues? Nah, emotions are for pussies and sewing circles. I don't have emotions. I have balls! BIG balls! I probably was just a viking in a former life! What with my imposing demeanor, scraggly long blonde hair, and of course, the rippling biceps. Can't really argue with that.

Valhall Awaits Me:

Blood gushes from the wound
The cut is wide and deep
And before I turn around
He falls to his knees

A clear song rings in the blade
When steel meets hardened steel.
I hear the sound of wood that breaks,
A swords cuts through my shield.

I drop the shield and grab my axe,
A weapon in each fist.
The first blow makes the helmet crack,
The axe cut to the teeth.

I rip the axe from the head,
covered in blood and brains.
Leave the body lying dead,
Ready to strike again.

My sword cuts through clothes and skin,
Like a hot knife cuts through snow.
I smile as the bastard screams,
when I twist my sword.

Sword in my hand,
Axe on my side.
Valhall awaits me,
Soon I will die.
Bear skin on my back,
Wolf jaw on my head.
Valhall awaits me
when I'm dead.

I raise my axe above my head,
My eyes stare in furious rage.
Yet more blood will be shed,
This is a victorious day!

Blood gushes from the wound,
The cut is wide and deep.
As I turn around,
I fall to my knees.

Sword in my hand,
Axe on my side.
Valhall awaits me,
Soon I will die.
Bear skin on my back,
Wolf jaw on my head.
Valhall awaits me
when I'm dead.