moist

So it appears as though an anonymous donor felt that I didn't have enough tattooed boobs in my life, because I awoke to find that I suddenly had three months worth of time left on here. Never one to shirk a gift, I feel I must accept. So, whatever creepy fuck bought this for me, thank you! Your money is appreciated, and I will continue...
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I'm gonna go ahead and warn you all that this blog is filled with spoilers about the Transformers movie. I'm not using spoiler tags for a god damn good reason: The movie was awful, and I want to ruin it for as many people that I possibly can so that no one else will give Michael Bay their money.

First off: This "film" was two...
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Fuck you, Michael Bay.

Well, Cowboy. It's been a long hard road, and now your parents are getting a divorce.

How are we all doing?!?

I haven't exactly been on this site religiously lately. I've been busy with a plethora of activities. What with the summer school, the band, the girlfriend, the pot. Sheesh. I know, it's shocking. Somewhere in the past few months I acquired a life. So...
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Skank Fritz and The Pain

These are the demos that my band recorded recently. Please listen, and feel free to give some feedback or add us as a PAL FOR LIFE on the myspace. Thanks!

This is funny. Watch it.

Sweet Jesus man-cream, the new Dream Theater single... Constand Motion... I... I. I just don't know what to say here... It's just... So fucking good. I.. I think I might cry.

This album, based off of this single and all of the random samples I have heard is going to be one of the best progressive metal offerings of all time. I can feel it....
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It's amazing how depressed Trent Reznor can make me feel. Seriously, there is nothing going wrong in my life right now. Things are actually really well! But man, I throw on The Downward Spiral for 20 minutes and I feel like jumping off a bridge. Seriously, what a great fucking songwriter that guy is. His lyrics may be a bit trite and one-sided, but he's...
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So I just finished listening to the new single off of Rush's new album. The song is called "Far Cry". Let me be the first to tell you that this song sure was a "far cry" from a crappy song. Oh god, that was some sweet, sweet pun action. I think i'm gonna need a towel to clean myself off after that one.

But yeah,...
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So i've been getting into Death Metal with Viking themed lyrics. It initially frustrated me, namely because the vocals are pretty gutteral and hard to understand. However, after looking up the lyrics for a particular song I enjoy (Amon Amarth - Valhall Awaits Me), I have decided it doesn't get much more brutal and awesome than this. I mean shit, it's an entire song about...
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Well, last night was odd.

Sometimes people really need to just grow a pair, stop basking in all the pity dished out by friends and family, and accept the cards that are dealt to them. This shit is getting absolutely ridiculous. Time will only heal your wounds if you let it.

Oh, what a marvelous night this was.

And yes, Dagobah truly is the worst planet in the gallaxy.