moiread

+ Drop bears are nefarious, and always have good plans.
+ Drop bears are very loyal, they will fight for you to to the death.
+ Drop bears are cuddly if you mix cat nip in with their eucalyptus.
+ Drop bears make cute noises. (Note: Do not respond to mating calls if you don't want a mate for life.)
+ Drop bears are good at math, coding, and computer geekdom.
+ Drop bears are notorious for being incredibly well read.
+ Drop bears think that red pandas are the cutest thing since mac'n'cheese.
+ Drop bears have incredibly useful pouches.

It's good to have a drop bear on your side.
You will win the fight.
And maybe get some action too.