Our youngest kitten, Sally just cut the living fuck outta' me. My upper lip, My elbow, the back of both hands, the palms of both hands, and two fingers length-wise are leaving a bloody trail over the kitchen as I clean up the havoc in her wake. I've pulled the stove and fridge from the walls, tipping the fridges contents out (soy sauce spilled in My cuts, how Yuh think I like that?), and knocked over a plant or two.
All this was in attempt, to, by myself get said little satan into a box to go to the vet to get fixed. I'm gonna go get a used animal transportation box, AND try again on Monday, with Jenni's help. Right now, I gotta stop, or else I might hurt the little fucker, and I don't want to do that. Maybe I'll see You guys on Sat nite, Bowling, but I might look like frankenstien.
All this was in attempt, to, by myself get said little satan into a box to go to the vet to get fixed. I'm gonna go get a used animal transportation box, AND try again on Monday, with Jenni's help. Right now, I gotta stop, or else I might hurt the little fucker, and I don't want to do that. Maybe I'll see You guys on Sat nite, Bowling, but I might look like frankenstien.
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cupidsvictim:
heh. i still have a scar on my lip from my old roommate's evil, evil cat. hope you don't scar easily.
cupidsvictim:
oh, i love your tattoos! the moon... is that from that creepy old movie from the 20's? does anyone ever recognize the girls from the poster artist? once in a great while, someone recognizes mine from the comic book it's from. not often. only comic book artists and huge manga nerds usually.