Proof that I'm a total fucking moron and should have my head examined:
I called my ex, (the 4 year relationship one that I cry over all the time, and she won't give me another shot if her life depended on it) and I'm getting together with her for dinner one last time before I leave. Why don't I just turn on the stove, and lay my penis on the burner? I'm not getting together with her until Tuesday, so I'll probably try like hell to leave the next afternoon when I wake up. At least she's buying some movies to help fund the whole endeavor. (As for the cost of the meal, it's free so if nothing else I come out ahead that way.) Right now she is the only person in the world that could say "stay" and I would, although that's not even a remote concern since her and I are long over with.
Hrm.... this is my 2nd update today.... I'm leaving the house now. Much to do before I leave.
I called my ex, (the 4 year relationship one that I cry over all the time, and she won't give me another shot if her life depended on it) and I'm getting together with her for dinner one last time before I leave. Why don't I just turn on the stove, and lay my penis on the burner? I'm not getting together with her until Tuesday, so I'll probably try like hell to leave the next afternoon when I wake up. At least she's buying some movies to help fund the whole endeavor. (As for the cost of the meal, it's free so if nothing else I come out ahead that way.) Right now she is the only person in the world that could say "stay" and I would, although that's not even a remote concern since her and I are long over with.
Hrm.... this is my 2nd update today.... I'm leaving the house now. Much to do before I leave.
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zephyra:
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zephyra:
Kitten has a band in Austin...maybe she could at least point you in the right direction.