I cannot find my hat. I am sad beyond belief. Someone send me a new one similar to the one in my pic and I'll love you forever!!
Is there seriously one woman out there who isn't fucking scandalous?? prove me wrong.
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mallory:
thats really funny that you were just there..
i went to a candy shop on cannon beach to find my sweet stuff.. no salt water taffy though.. i like chocolate..
i went to a candy shop on cannon beach to find my sweet stuff.. no salt water taffy though.. i like chocolate..
mia:
YOU stow it! I thought that's what you said! I just got back from Spokane/working all weekend. How are you?
GO. SEE. FARENHEIT 9/11. NOW. For the love of God and all that is vital to the existence of the human race.
mia:
I already did, now you stop telling me what to do!
Soooo...I am HOMELESS!!!! I'm honing my couch-surfing skills at the moment. I can come to your house, play sappy love songs, cook spaghetti and drink your beer.
mia:
OH yeah.. I forgot if you told me you found a place or not..I think you said you did. HIIIIIIIII.
Ok, so after 2 fun-filled years of taking it in the bum from HP, I've had enough. I think I'm gonna go apply at the hippy-fied Co-Op down the street from me. Yeah I'll take a paycut but I would be preserving my gasoline intake (and sanity) in the long haul. More to come---
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unoffensivename:
kevin
mia:
the co-op smells funny.
There are not many feelings in this world as refreshing than to hear you're completely negative of all STD's and infections. Now I wanna sniff glue and fuck like a stoned lab rat. And away we go! 
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mia:
I'll huh you! where the hell are you ass face head?
jennirae:
update your journal damn it.....no STDs?...me neither..wanna hump?!!!mwahahahahhahaha....but you do need to update your damn journal
Why do they call me Mr. Happy? 
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cybele:
Yeah, Fantomas (and Mr. Bungle, for that matter) is indeed an acquired taste. When I listen to it, I kind of want to beat shit up. (Nothing animate, mind you.)
unoffensivename:
this person has ceased to function as an online entity.
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[Edited on May 09, 2004 3:32AM]
Holy Shit fuckin' A...I got my left front tooth drilled n filled today. Got 2 stitches in the gums and I'm not in the best position to eat pussy anytime soon.
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fetology:
BIll Brasky showers in vodka and feeds his children shrimp scampi.
I walked in my house one night to find Bill Brasky havign sex with my wife. I said: "HEY BILL!! CAN I WATCH?!"
Bill Brasky has a toenail on the end of his penis.
[Edited on Apr 09, 2004 6:04PM]
I walked in my house one night to find Bill Brasky havign sex with my wife. I said: "HEY BILL!! CAN I WATCH?!"
Bill Brasky has a toenail on the end of his penis.
[Edited on Apr 09, 2004 6:04PM]
mia:
Hey.. you should hang out this weekend.. YOU didn't last weekend.. I was standing there when holyshitbag called you I think.. YES.
I've got a crush, I've got a crush!!! 
Can't tell who though.
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mia:
It's me, come on, you can admit it. I'm that neat.
but seriously.. who?
but seriously.. who?
mia:
hehe.. ooooh.
FOUR THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. To fix my teeth. Ouch indeed. Also, to the woman back east that just won $89 million in the lottery, throw me a bone and I'll throw you mine. Deal?
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mia:
throw you a bone.. haha.
mia:
yay, we drank and I started seeing double that night. At least I know I was seeing double and remember doing so...
yes.
yes.