about to work four shifts in a row. happy mothers day, service industry! happy loyola graduation, restaurant! urg.
i thought i lost Sprinkles, the "pinky" of my pinky and the brain babies (she's fucking stupid, dusk is at least intelligent) and she was out all night, then just CAME BACK TO ME. i love her. i love them both. they're starting to learn noises that i make to them
yesterday at work i caught a cockroach in a cup and paper, and liberated it to the gutter outside, and everyone thought i was fucking crazy. i also made half of a belt, then got really drunk and decided it would be fun to see if i could make it fit. i made a hole. it's 20 inches long; it was a hit at a house full of guys, me wearing a twenty inch belt cinched around a loose shirt, trying to chug a beer. seksay.
also, while biking at 1 am after some work friends bought me dinner (awesome guys) i saw a dude masturbating ON ST CHARLES AVENUE. it's a main road. he was just standing on the sidewalk, saying something about me needing more 'fuel' on my 'bike' to get 'somewhere.' i laughed for about five minutes straight. he used to do it on campus at tulane, there were notices up everywhere for the 'flasher!' but i had never seen him. this was also like a year ago, so i thought he was caught, but apparently he's still whippin his dick out for ladies like me. thank god!
but the best news?! i just bought four books for four dollars at the new orleans public library book sale! i got:
-Stokes Nature Guides: a Guide to Enjoying Wildflowers
-Cheiro's Palmistry for All.
-Modern Theories of the Universe
and the most exciting:
-The Illustrated World of Thoreau, words by h.d. thoreau and photographs by ivan massar.
gotta go shower....
:edit:
smoking in the shower is the BEST. life rocks right now. also, i realized last night that i'm in 'good shape' or whatever that means. when did THAT happen? i need more hot pockets in my life, stat.
i thought i lost Sprinkles, the "pinky" of my pinky and the brain babies (she's fucking stupid, dusk is at least intelligent) and she was out all night, then just CAME BACK TO ME. i love her. i love them both. they're starting to learn noises that i make to them
yesterday at work i caught a cockroach in a cup and paper, and liberated it to the gutter outside, and everyone thought i was fucking crazy. i also made half of a belt, then got really drunk and decided it would be fun to see if i could make it fit. i made a hole. it's 20 inches long; it was a hit at a house full of guys, me wearing a twenty inch belt cinched around a loose shirt, trying to chug a beer. seksay.
also, while biking at 1 am after some work friends bought me dinner (awesome guys) i saw a dude masturbating ON ST CHARLES AVENUE. it's a main road. he was just standing on the sidewalk, saying something about me needing more 'fuel' on my 'bike' to get 'somewhere.' i laughed for about five minutes straight. he used to do it on campus at tulane, there were notices up everywhere for the 'flasher!' but i had never seen him. this was also like a year ago, so i thought he was caught, but apparently he's still whippin his dick out for ladies like me. thank god!
but the best news?! i just bought four books for four dollars at the new orleans public library book sale! i got:
-Stokes Nature Guides: a Guide to Enjoying Wildflowers
-Cheiro's Palmistry for All.
-Modern Theories of the Universe
and the most exciting:
-The Illustrated World of Thoreau, words by h.d. thoreau and photographs by ivan massar.
gotta go shower....
:edit:
smoking in the shower is the BEST. life rocks right now. also, i realized last night that i'm in 'good shape' or whatever that means. when did THAT happen? i need more hot pockets in my life, stat.
abbiss:
Be brave
gigondas:
Did ya survive?