I'm baaaaack!
Ok well I got back Saturday morning at around 8am and I've been poking around. I finally feel recovered enough to update my journal with pictures.
The resort was absolutely gorgeous. It had 7 pools, 3 jacuzzis, two beaches and a waterslide. We spent a lot of time in the water.
There were all these little huts you could sit or sleep on surrounding all the pools. You can see the lower pool and the beach through the trees and hut tops here.
Here is a picture of the waterslide, which looked kind of lame but was a fucking blast once we decided to give it a try!
And my baby's daddy at the bottom.
Most days we just laid around the pool, ate, laid around some more, ate some more, watched the entertainment, went to the disco and then hit the nude pool/jacuzzi.
One day we did go on a catamaran cruise which took us snorkeling (my first time!) at a coral reef and to a place with swim up caves and cliff diving.
The catamaran (note the water slide on it).
The caves.
The cliff my husband did jump off. It was about 40 feet high. Look how small the little heads in the water are!
Here's an embarassing picture of me going down the boat's slide.
That shit was fun too!
The cruise was tons of fun and the only thing we did off the resort. Money well spent I say. The snorkeling was fucking rad and we saw a bunch of fish, a neon purple jellyfish, some eely looking thing with a pointy snout, and a school of minnows.
We went to a pajama party and a toga party at the disco. No pictures of me in my pjs (sorry!) but here's me and the hubby looking fabulous in our togas.
There are no pictures of the beach because I wasn't impressed and we spent only an hour or so the whole time we were there. I think it was just the resort and not a telling sign of Jamaica water on a whole. The resort beaches were small and rocky with no waves. We did see some beautiful beaches on the way to our resort though. There were also some wee tiny and clear biting fish my husband was scared of.
Here's a random picture of a lizard that my husband made friends with. He was tiny but so cute and friendly.
Since the resort was titled Hedonism, meaning attaining pleasures of the senses, I should give you some of those details. I made out with a beautiful jamacian woman who taught salsa (swoon!) and an absolutely stunning Korean woman who barely spoke English but had other ways of letting me know she was interested. I also had sex in a pool. 
On the pregnancy front, I have stopped smoking and it's going fairly well.
Ok well I got back Saturday morning at around 8am and I've been poking around. I finally feel recovered enough to update my journal with pictures.
The resort was absolutely gorgeous. It had 7 pools, 3 jacuzzis, two beaches and a waterslide. We spent a lot of time in the water.
There were all these little huts you could sit or sleep on surrounding all the pools. You can see the lower pool and the beach through the trees and hut tops here.
Here is a picture of the waterslide, which looked kind of lame but was a fucking blast once we decided to give it a try!
And my baby's daddy at the bottom.
Most days we just laid around the pool, ate, laid around some more, ate some more, watched the entertainment, went to the disco and then hit the nude pool/jacuzzi.
One day we did go on a catamaran cruise which took us snorkeling (my first time!) at a coral reef and to a place with swim up caves and cliff diving.
The catamaran (note the water slide on it).
The caves.
The cliff my husband did jump off. It was about 40 feet high. Look how small the little heads in the water are!
Here's an embarassing picture of me going down the boat's slide.
That shit was fun too!
The cruise was tons of fun and the only thing we did off the resort. Money well spent I say. The snorkeling was fucking rad and we saw a bunch of fish, a neon purple jellyfish, some eely looking thing with a pointy snout, and a school of minnows.
We went to a pajama party and a toga party at the disco. No pictures of me in my pjs (sorry!) but here's me and the hubby looking fabulous in our togas.
There are no pictures of the beach because I wasn't impressed and we spent only an hour or so the whole time we were there. I think it was just the resort and not a telling sign of Jamaica water on a whole. The resort beaches were small and rocky with no waves. We did see some beautiful beaches on the way to our resort though. There were also some wee tiny and clear biting fish my husband was scared of.
Here's a random picture of a lizard that my husband made friends with. He was tiny but so cute and friendly.
Since the resort was titled Hedonism, meaning attaining pleasures of the senses, I should give you some of those details. I made out with a beautiful jamacian woman who taught salsa (swoon!) and an absolutely stunning Korean woman who barely spoke English but had other ways of letting me know she was interested.
I also had sex in a pool.
On the pregnancy front, I have stopped smoking and it's going fairly well.
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A Jamaican lady and a hot Korean one, and sex in a pool? I must sign up for that cruise!