mlleminx

I was looking on Limewire for an episode of "Good Eats" and was really amused by the descriptions for some of the pr0n it pulled up.
For example:
Round Buns are Spread Open for a Good Buttering
and
Blonde Teens Eat Pussy in the Kitchen

Drawback of digital vs. print photography: You can't delete a negative.

Why does cooked cabbage smell like dirty gym socks?

One of the drawbacks to living in a Southern ghetto is that everyone is making barbeque, but none of the bastards are sharing.
*sniff, sniff, drool*

'Allo!
I'm really not as antisocial as I appear.
I am, however, retarded and decided to pay for an account after I had picked a user name and filled out my profile in my application... which, of course, is inaccessible until I get a set accepted. SO, I view this as more of a "temporary account" until the fine folks what do the choosing get...
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