Go to my wishlist and buy me this.
I mean, it's not my brithday or anything ... but I did tell someone to fuck right off last night.
Which brings me to the purpose of this entry:
You may assume that because I'm a man that it is okay to grab my various bits, especially if you have been drinking, or are a middle-aged-bored-housewife....
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I mean, it's not my brithday or anything ... but I did tell someone to fuck right off last night.
Which brings me to the purpose of this entry:
You may assume that because I'm a man that it is okay to grab my various bits, especially if you have been drinking, or are a middle-aged-bored-housewife....
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shayne:
yesssir.
scopitone6248:
I'd join you in your Great lays for Kerry campaign but where I live, the women that support bush are the overly tanned/streaky haired/heavily altered bergirls that look more like transsexuals than chicks.
As our good friend Meatloaf says "I would do anything for a vote, but I won't do that."
As our good friend Meatloaf says "I would do anything for a vote, but I won't do that."
Last night we went to our favorite dive.
On the way there everyone was looking up at the sky, it was a full lunar eclipse. We felt obliged to stop and look, this won't happen again until 2007.
"Oh, cool ... "
"Let's go get drunk."
"yeah"
Later we were standing around drinkin' and dodgin' when someone glanced at a television monitor ...
"Hey look,...
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On the way there everyone was looking up at the sky, it was a full lunar eclipse. We felt obliged to stop and look, this won't happen again until 2007.
"Oh, cool ... "
"Let's go get drunk."
"yeah"
Later we were standing around drinkin' and dodgin' when someone glanced at a television monitor ...
"Hey look,...
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freakpirate:
Hey man, I can only look at so many moose before I get tired. I'll need to take a small US detour eventually.
rottenart:
oh, i think we all know "the noise."
Toronto was tits.
no... it was tits on ice cream and/or freezie pops.
If I ever live anywhere except my lovely town, it will be there, fo-sho. They have stores where everything is free, Chinese people, and pretty girls.
You can see all about this weekend at casa de photogrrl, or you can fuck right off and just keep fantasizing about me riding a...
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no... it was tits on ice cream and/or freezie pops.
If I ever live anywhere except my lovely town, it will be there, fo-sho. They have stores where everything is free, Chinese people, and pretty girls.
You can see all about this weekend at casa de photogrrl, or you can fuck right off and just keep fantasizing about me riding a...
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ginny:
Scopitone said on
October 27, 2004 02:27 PM
I was hoping you'd see those comments...and weep.
Don't worry. We know who's really cool thanks to this VERY scientific study.
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drake:
yes, the boy is bouncy tits. 
Yesterday I slept very little, and I was cranky. Cranky for me being a state not unlike the early stages of drunked, except way more irritable - filters keeping immediate thoughts from being blurted into consciousness are removed; especially when having to do with someone hindering my progress.
So at one point, and the more I look back, the more dumb oozes out of this...
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So at one point, and the more I look back, the more dumb oozes out of this...
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al:
What? But... fucking spoons! They lied to me!
I'm going to Toronto this weekend.
You know what that means?
Tell me, becuase i'm not one for planning.
You know what that means?
Tell me, becuase i'm not one for planning.
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arienette:
i'm going to niagara falls this weekend. you know what that means? niagara falls, and so do i. 
oryx:
now all you need to do is sit back and wait for all the random comments from people you don't even know...
Last night a friend of mine ordered a Sleeman Creem Ale at the pub.
Sleeman.
A bottle of Sleeman.
Total Joke Duration: approx. 3 hours
(note: Since rain + snow = sleet ... after much debate it was settled that Sleeman is the initial result of urination post-orgasm; now go contaminate the vernacular)
Sleeman.
A bottle of Sleeman.
Total Joke Duration: approx. 3 hours
(note: Since rain + snow = sleet ... after much debate it was settled that Sleeman is the initial result of urination post-orgasm; now go contaminate the vernacular)
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andromeda:
So give me the hookup. 
shayne:
wow... i vaguely understood that. I drink martinis myself. cus I am SO girlay.
I just spent the last 18 hours with a lovely young lady.
Not once did she use the bathroom.
She really needs to drink more water.
**and keeping with today's apparent theme ... vaginas.
Not once did she use the bathroom.
She really needs to drink more water.
**and keeping with today's apparent theme ... vaginas.
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andromeda:
Keeping with your vagina theme.....
andromeda:
She's a duck. Can't u tell?
So lately my journal updates have been rather politcal and/or boring and/or not sexy at all.
This one will be none of those things and all of them and half of them.
Article 1. I'm going to Pennsylvania this weekend to ride bikes, if you see me, slap my ass... I'll know it's you. If you're not hot, and you slap my ass I'll probably...
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This one will be none of those things and all of them and half of them.
Article 1. I'm going to Pennsylvania this weekend to ride bikes, if you see me, slap my ass... I'll know it's you. If you're not hot, and you slap my ass I'll probably...
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al:
Sorry baby, I was busy eating steak and lookin' FUCKING GOOD.
oryx:
when i get back from montreal i shall start scouring toronto in search of early 90s party games. mystery date, here we come....
An Iraqi Civilian is 5825 times more likely to get blown up by the U.S. than a U.S. citizen is of getting blown up by a terrorist.
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ginny:
Speaking of fun-filled weekends with Doggy and Ginny, whatever happened to that aim conversation we were supposed to have about your sleeping quarters?
By the way, I hate to break this to you, but I might have to be in some rehearsals that weekend...stupid Nigerian plays...
By the way, I hate to break this to you, but I might have to be in some rehearsals that weekend...stupid Nigerian plays...
ginny:
No, you're right. Not even all day. In any case, your laugh-bone will be able to rest.
Should we leave the porch* light on?
Hugs and kisses,
Ginny.
* Alright, alright. So there's no porch. But the hallway light is always on, so...
For what it's worth, we cheered as Michigan slowly went Democratic....