mk700c

I'm making my world-famous tacos right now, and only I get to eat them.

so eat me.

-a!

EVERYONE!

I've been pretty missing in blacktion lately (UnZ, that one is for you) - but here's the deal.

I've been working really hard, on a project that you may have heard of, had your face rocked by, or curiously pondered from afar.

Tally Hall is a rock band of some wonkitude. We've been busting ass releasing the first album on the record-label-type-part of...
Read More

today is NOT the day to be getting sick, jackass.

This will not stop me from rocking Calgary, even if I have to trade for an isle seat, if you get my incredibly disgusting drift.

For those of you who missed it that was a REALLY good night.

If you weren't there, shame. If you think geography is an excuse you're sadly mistaken.

I felt dunx's presence despite his living in Portland, where the fuck was your mojo?

On a side note, I met a rather interesting young lady.

I had a series of strange dreams last night.

In the last one, I was pursued by gangsters, thugs and various other shady types who were were unsuccessfully trying to take my life. Each one would try, and each one would fail as I hopped out a window, jumped off a roof, or pummeled him with the nearby lid of a comode.

These attacks were...
Read More

**update**
I have a HUGE boner for Apple Computer today, as my laptop was returned to me exactly 2 business days from when I sent it; they even cleaned the screen.
**********

Hey kids, I realize the intraweb must be an incredibly boring place with my computer stuck somewhere in a truck between here an Tennessee, but I assure you it's worse for the computer,...
Read More

Portland update as soon as my computer becomes slightly utterly destructified.

yeah; it's like that.

in the meantime, you should all post surpises for me.

I'm in Portland, y'all.

Last night I partied with a Texan, a Yankee and whatever it is you call someone from Seattle; I think it has something to do with Norpies, but whatever.

I probably should have taken some pictures, but I was too busy being awesome. The night was rather chill, we ate swordfish and pasta, drank some local beer at the pub and...
Read More

I'm going to get on a plane in a few hours, yeah, that means a 5am departure time.

"that sucks" you may be thinking, and you're not wrong ... but it will all be worth it.

If you miss me over the next few days, you can address your concerns to al and dunx. They may tell you to fuck off as they'll be...
Read More