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I suggest if your friends have never thrown a Bar-Mitzvah themed party, they need to get-the-fuck with the now, man.

What a good time was had, I'm sure pictures will follow soon.

Now, my favorite quotes from the evening:

Ashlee: "no, it's Pierre tonight, can't you see my mustache?"
MK: "Pierre, I'm so gay for you right now."

While watching the Pistons Brawl on TiVo ...

Erin:: "So who are we looking at? The black guys or the white guys?"
everyone: "uhhhhhhhhhh wtf?"
Erin: "Oh, NOOOOOO, I meant the jerseys... the black jerseys or the white jerseys."

Becky: "So what are you studying?"
MK:: "Well, nothing really."
Becky: "Just because you haven't declared doesn't mean you're not studying something, what are you interested in?"
MK: "No, you don't understand, I graduated."
Becky: "oh, so you're just in town for the weekend?"
MK: "Um, no ... you see, and this is a little known fact; there are people who live in this town and aren't students. Scary, but true."
Becky: "So like, you're thinking about going to grad school?"
MK: "I'm going to slap you soon."

Selcen: "but if you had two penises, where would the second one be?"
MK: "Well, probably next to the first one."
Selcen: "Wouldn't you want the other one coming out the back? That way you could have sex with two girls at once?"
MK: "Naw, the temptation to fuck myself in the ass would be too great."
Joe:: "I'm uninviting you to my Bar-Mitzvah right now."

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Bonus footage and deleted scenes
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This afternoon I get a call from Joe:

Joe: MK, man, so Erin and Becky left the party at like 1 AM last night and they called me about an hour later.
MK: Sweet, what did your girlfriend think about that?
Joe:No, they called because they had gotten home and wanted you to come over and do dirty things to them
MK:: THEM?
Joe: That's what they said, I'm just relaying a message
MK: Dirty? Both of them?
Joe: Dude, that's what they said
MK: Niether of them have a bed wetting problem do they?
Joe what?
MK: nevermind.